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In the USA they take geriatric men out of the old people's home and make them fight Minecraft YouTubers and 150 million people watch

submitted 103 days ago • 4 comments

Got really drunk during a football game, then pissed against a shop door, threw a bottle at some random guy and screamed in his face that I hoped his family died so he lamped me. As you can see I was the victim of racism.

submitted 108 days ago • 3 comments

The left needs its own Mr. Magoo, someone who is always getting into funny situations due to their extremely poor eyesight, but who also has an unbreakable commitment to the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism

submitted 109 days ago • 57 comments

Local war criminal murdered

submitted 302 days ago • 16 comments

JD Vance won't see your couch sex posts... but your mom will

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

A tip for Salt Lake City visitors: There is a "Red Iguana" restaurant and a "Blue Iguana" restaurant. Both are good.

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of Freemasonry, Joseph Smith should have based the temple ceremony around a log flume

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

Cars ruin nature.

submitted 228 days ago • 7 comments

That ain't no kitten you're fucking with. That's a full grown ass cat

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

submitted 232 days ago • 144 comments

doing some back of the envelope bookkeeping on the national divorce, in addition to keeping beer, sports, and cunnilingus, now we get hot chicks fishing?

submitted 353 days ago • 60 comments

The most American thing they've done

submitted 372 days ago • 2 comments

a story in three acts

submitted 375 days ago • 88 comments