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us forces mired in two-front war with a nuclear-capable iran and [squinting] los angeles

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

get blobjobbed idiot

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

With Alt Text

Abolish 🧊

i hope a big piano falls on andrew cuomo’s head and all his teeth are knocked out and replaced with piano keys. and then of course i assume he would die from the extreme trauma

those researchers will never get their dirty hands on my precious sludge

old suselle art from 2021

Oh would you look at the time! *looks down at my commemorative Rugrats Movie Burger King watch that stopped working 8 years ago*

DOLLIE!

had this stuck in my head all week

guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

Oxygen Tent

happy pride month! <3

The Computer Drank Dog Semen (1969)

ITS PRIDE MONTH 24-6-01 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I'm all for connecting with fans, but yesterday a remote viewer tried to perceive me with their "Demonic Wishing Eye", & I had to divert their gaze into a straw doll shaped like Scott the Woz. Please do not do that. Thank You.

*releases a quarter billion bees outside your house, the sky rumbles with Gabriel’s trumpet*

I was using the smaller one to copy some of the colors and it devolved into this 👈🐛