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my hip after any amount of physical activity

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actual posting juice

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when FDR said we have nothing to fear but fear itself he was talking about the video game

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Sunday vibes.

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you know what they say about big tombstones

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when 63 minutes into a movie you hear a specific line and realize you've watched it before

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The Flintstones meet the Jetsons and they both die from diseases passed to each other that their bodies have no resistance to due to the massive time difference

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some works

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Here’s Alex ruining yet another classic for you. Good luck enjoying this song ever again

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#venturebros #drorpheus

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More like William Butler Yeets

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the government has Saints Row style dildo guns but keep that shit top secret

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If I could go back in time and witness any historical event it would be William Butler Yeats kicking Aleister Crowley, dressed in full regalia, down a flight of a stairs

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when I'm in the grocery store and see someone I went to high school with

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I'll be pulling the "I'm sorry I'm new here" 2 years into a job

submitted 45 days ago • 10 comments

making a soothing game called Social Media Simulator 2025 where all the replies are good

submitted 19 hours ago • 97 comments

no, I swear I am fun and chill

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

My ancestors: walked 10 miles uphill in the snow to buy dirt weed Me: (can’t open my store-bought weed without scissors) this is such bullshit

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the government has Saints Row style dildo guns but keep that shit top secret

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The Flintstones meet the Jetsons and they both die from diseases passed to each other that their bodies have no resistance to due to the massive time difference

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I've fallen and i would really prefer not to get up

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leaving my foot dangling out of the blankets for the ghost to grab because I'm touch starved

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Ouf I love Harashima what an athlete! #ddtpro

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I don't want AI. I want a kettle that sings death metal when my water is boiling

submitted 16 days ago • 22 comments

when FDR said we have nothing to fear but fear itself he was talking about the video game

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

calling in sick to bsky because i don't feel funny today

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Darkness descends

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Drawings by me of televisions from movies Twelve Monkeys (1995) Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) Videodrome (1983) Super Mario Bros. (1993) marcusjmerritt.com/objects-from...

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when I walk by neighbors house and they are outside fighting

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