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Definitely this

A hard lesson I’ve learned is that you cannot love someone into treating you right, nor can you give love to someone who isn’t ready to receive it. No amount of patience, effort, or proving yourself will change that—it will only drain you.

If your parlay hit, why you ain’t post it? 🤨 I’m tryna see who I need to ask for lunch money🤣

Well, good morning you 😳

I’m asking everyone today at work how’d they like the halftime show…wait til this teams call 😈😂

BOI I ‘PRECCIATE YOU

@quintabrunson.bsky.social we need an exclusive Abbott Elementary celebration episode please

Kenny Pickett is PLAYING in the superbowl 😂😂😂

Dumping the Gatorade with 3 minutes is diabolical 🤣

streets is saying the eagles got patty like this

A 40 burger

Eagles said belt to ASSSSS

This is REAL HATE BROTHER

I knew Anne Hathaway was a real one ☝🏾

Fam the flags. Kendrick is a Upper Level Demon lmaoo

I WANT KERMIT BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

I’m done!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The hwytes said:

How I’m looking at that chiefs pack 🥺😂

If I send you just know I meant everything I said

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Ong I literally just cackled 🤣

Final level Gemini general petty 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

That wasn’t no bullet hole 😂 ain’t gone be no hot fajita hoodie this time

probably the most mischievous grin ever

That nigga told Drake to turn the tv off and said game over 😭

Cooooop!!!!

Here we go with that bullshit

Thank you @mcuban.bsky.social 🥺🤣🤝🏾

Y’all sleep good tonight 😎 #Lakeshow

The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick in a blockbuster deal, sources told Shams Charania on Saturday night. More:

LUKA TO THE LAKERS!!!! WAKE TF UP! Let’s gooooo #Lakeshow

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.