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More like shillbilly elagy Denmark Just Took Hillbilly JD Vance to the Woodshed newrepublic.com/article/1935... via @newrepublic.com

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Make America Mexicana Again

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Social media is like a perfect revenge of the nerds. All the nerds that got bullied in high school made this social media world where in order for the popular kids to be popular they gotta be online. But you can’t be online without at least one 80’s movie bully commenting. Well played nerds.

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All right blusky be poppin now

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Ugh we really just need someone with a clean rap sheet for this pick. All right Hegseth you’re out. Subway choke hold guy you’re in!

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Doing the dirty work at an elite level 🔒

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One of my favorite Old Testament stories was the Ten Commandments, how Moses goes up to the mountain and everyone is so confused they just start to worship a golden cow. I feel like we’re back there but our cow is Donald Trump

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This fucking chill guy perfectly encapsulates what’s awful about every social media shitwhole. fomo on crack a bunch of people doing shit they have no interest in but it’s popular so I guess I gotta do it, everyone let’s find a way to reinvent high school cause that shit was awesome

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This is why I love Nintendo, no other corporation in the entire world with a horde of bloodthirsty fans waiting for their next product decides the world needs a lesson in patience

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The petition for Lebron to change his jersey to 11 starts here

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Florida man can’t catch a break two swift kicks to the dick oof

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www.kgw.com/article/mone... Cuckoo Cuckoo 🐣🦎

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It’s weird Louisiana wants to make an abortion pills harder to get but all it can think of is like I don’t know put em in a cabinet with like a key. WTF! There is nothing stopping you from throwing them in a swamp and saying fight them gators if you want em, be creative, make that shit hard Lou

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I wonder what the over under is for this Lana del ray marriage, here’s hoping your new alligator tour guide husband has zero skeletons in his closet lol, when keeping it based blows up in your face

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Jenny from the cell block now

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“Well at least these city edition jerseys can’t get any worse” - me every September ughhhh

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