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They should dim the cabin lights on trains like they do on planes. Nobody needs that level of brightness in the evening.

Hi gang, a family lunch has buffed the edges off my views, and I’m here to share soft, pink cloud views for the next while

That full stop after ‘Reminder’ is a paid actor.

#LAOTY is back! Have my greatest ever work of art to celebrate

Just seen Chapell Roan talking about her confidence coming from having ‘Walk away power’ and god I felt that in my CHEST. Options (specifically options, NOT choices) are the difference between freedom and confinement.

Hi pals, need your help: which Tweet deletion service should I trust to delete my tweets before I delete my Twitter account? Already got my archive downloaded.

I’m so tired that the bus stop announcement said “Victoria J, Vicar Lane” and I thought it was some cute Leeds rhyming slang in the style of a bingo caller saying “Victoria Jane: Vicar Lane” 😂

It wasn’t fully dark at 5pm today! 🎉

Best Traitor’s chalkboard Credit @gbow_the_letter on the clock app.

Anyway, I answered the calling: I read it and I continue to examine my life. I then went on to read Waiting for Godot immediately afterwards. What is wrong with me

Gonna need an ID on the dress pls Frankie. A1+++ styling: colour, shape, structure. So great. Also a lovely blow dry. #Uncloaked #TheTraitors

Why is my utility room making me into a seminal 80s album cover?

The final clip of the Traitors with Jake saying the word “Myself” or “Yourself”no fewer than four times in 5 seconds absolutely made my day.

Petition for someone to make a supercut of people saying “yourself” and “myself” a million times on #TheTraitors

Main reason I could never win The Traitors is that I simply could not stay up until past midnight for 12 consecutive nights.

Woke up with a message in my mind (?) to read The Death of Ivan Ilyich. Make of that what you will.

The internet isn’t what it used to be. Back in my day, online was somewhere you went: a destination. It took you out of your hometown, away from being different, in search of connection. And you found it. We didn’t go online to argue with strangers, we went online to make friends. For life.

Who is doing Ed Gamble’s aesthetics and what is he having done? His skin looks unreal. #Uncloaked #Traitors

Done a bit of my jigsaw, had a Lucky Saint, been gym. January, eh.

Winkleman soft-launching a coral lip for SS25

First time watching The Traitors. Why don’t they stay in the castle? Are they just in the Premier Inn down the road? Why doesn’t the castle have a dining table? So weird to me that they are carrying their plates around and eating on the sofa 😂 (I’m sure this isn’t the point of the show)

This is one of the first Januaries I haven’t thrown myself into some kind of ‘new me’ regime. Ngl it kinda slaps. Self care today looks like: building a fire, doing cosy yoga, drinking loads of water, doing what I could at work & eating delish vegan curry for tea. Not punishing oneself is p great.

Pleased to confirm that Christmas cake still slaps

Shovelled all the snow off the drive, lads. Big dad energy.

3/10 LS8 #uksnow @uksnowmap.com

As expected, Insta is full of ads designed to make us hate ourselves enough to spend money this new year. ‘Are you overweight?’ ‘Tired of being unfit?’ ‘Crooked teeth bro’ etc etc. HOWEVER, I did not expect the sickest new burn in town: ‘Your singing voice must be HORRIBLE. Fix it with this app.’ 😆

Petition for Third Space Leeds to open in Roundhay

Been to tip, post office, deli, done the big shop. I love an errand, I live for a good potter.