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Gamer, Writer, Sherb stan. Sometimes I do stuff when I'm not being lazy. 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🇩🇪
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Got measured for a suit today and it was NOT like the videos

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If I had leftover chocolate chips from pancake day and I wanted to put them on my Chicago town pizzas would that be... bad? Or delicious?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Starting a petition to get Heaven to not put my age up on the screen when they scan my ID at the entrance - I'm trying to keep a lie going here thankyou

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Guy coughing on the train and it sounds like the guy from that potato video's cum noises

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The thing I like about being on the tube is that people actually know how to use public transport here that's right Manchester Metrolink I'm talking about you

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Train to London - omw to fuck your dad xx

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Mexico: American Türkiye?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Had raclette and asked Alexa to turn the candles off afterwards this some black mirror brain rot shit I tell you

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

contrary to popular belief I do actually fuck

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

does this work asking for a friend

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

red hulk kinda 👀

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Got ID'd for cigarettes and I've never felt more virile

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally got caught by my boyfriend buying his valentine's present at the Lego store because he was in there buying mine are we meant to be

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Valentine’s Day gotta be like Christmas for poly people

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Bad guy what like there's any other kind smh

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Man it looks like Eurovision is gonna be really horny this year

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If mother serves in the woods and no divas are around to gag, did she even slay?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments