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Or alternatively: slap the cell phone out of his owner's hand

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Lots of "the article isn't making the point you think it is, how does this possibly normalize the bad shit we're surrounded by," and I'm gonna be real honest, people have got to start treating disingenuous clickbait outrage-farming headlines in newspapers as the malpractice they are

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Hablaré el idioma que quiera, perra.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no! Trump got another spy killed!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

He's gonna fuck up every single independent creator who depends on the mail for their business. Call your reps and tell them you didn't vote for Trump to destroy your business. reps.fyi

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

"What are we supposed to do, we don't control Congress" "What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority" "What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"

submitted 20 days ago • 149 comments

Nintendo loses lawsuit against Costa Rican grocery store named 'Super Mario' 🛒 • Store has operated for over 50 years • Nintendo’s trademark doesn’t cover ‘supplies of basic food products’ “We knew these big companies have vast resources to fight ... [and] we refuted all of Nintendo’s arguments"

submitted 28 days ago • 81 comments

I was really disappointed when I googled Family Guy Death Pose Saw Bathroom and nothing came up. But I am also honored to have had the opportunity to make my vision a reality.

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Post a fictional detective I went like 7 reposts in and not one Ace Ventura

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, the far-right trolls are coming to Bluesky. No, you don’t need to argue with them. Block and move on. As the failed right wing social media apps have proven, they only want social media when they can act out their aggression. Stop being a punching bag.

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️ Please, be careful everyone 🙏

submitted 116 days ago • 139 comments

Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over: no it’s so much more than that

submitted 46 days ago • 25 comments

Bill Burr putting it out there on national TV “They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”

submitted 46 days ago • 41 comments

I know deities who use subtext and they're all cowards

submitted 53 days ago • 8 comments

The best Bill Watterson line I ever read

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe now Genndy can finally make that Popeye movie he's always wanted

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments