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Geologist, screenwriter, filmmaker, guitar picker, and soul-stealing ginger. Beware: tendency to post cat photos and punny memes. VP on board @WWFilmFestival.
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Legendary Hawaiian singer Don Ho had a lesser known sister named Heidi. Heidi Ho.

What happens when you blow in a conch shell in Hawaii?

It’s Friday night—time to swap stress for gin and sin.

Another one please!

Illuminating Time: 18 Years of Light Painting Mastery

Morning.

My young coworkers asked me to show them pictures of me from high school. I said I'd go home and dig some out. They said, "can't you just look on your phone?" And I laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried.

The sweetest, cutest boy on the planet 🦝. But... I don't think I could ever trust a pet raccoon. I'd be afraid I'd wake up one night with all the cash taken from my wallet, a few other valuables missing, the garage empty, and maybe even my car keys hotwired into a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨👻😛 Just saying

This amazing moment

Corruption in broad daylight!

It's tough to refer to someone as a criminal if you've given them no due process to determine whether they're a criminal. Like if you get arrested and get a trial and are convicted of 34 felony counts. That's due process. You can call that guy a criminal.

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Scientists have just discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They say it's a blast from the past.

This ultra-small generator is designed to harness energy from even the smallest rivers, like those flowing through urban areas between homes. It can power street lights, offering a sustainable solution for remote or urban communities to generate their own electricity.

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." - John Burroughs

Our rose bush has gone crazy with blooms.

"Dogs are assholes." Dog Person: You're an asshole! "Cats are assholes." Cat Person: Yeah

The backyard roses are blooming.

The rotisserie chicken has a monopoly on food that can be carried as a purse and it’s time some others stepped up. Let me see a cross-body baguette or a burger with a damn handle.

Solid advice. Keep your eye on the future victory, not the temporary doom.

Out climbing real rocks finally.

"How can you make a joke at a time like this?" Me: It's always "a time like this" now

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Never thought I would look back at the long-boring days of COVID lockdown with nostalgia...

Exactly!

What store do Storm Troopers shop at? The store next to Target.

In case you were wondering, we are here now. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Jag says hello

I went for a little hike last Monday. Beautiful day.