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Professional Security Person | NatSec, Cyber, and InfoSec Tweets | WILL NOT ATTEND YOUR WEBINAR | “Slow, awkward, but authentic.” | Native Buffalonian | He / Him | https://geoffbelknap.substack.com | Book a 1:1 - https://intro.co/geoffbelknap
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Love it when a scammer commits to a bit.

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Busted a Red Teamer sneaking into the building without proper escort.

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My neighbors are pre-gaming for #RSAC

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Just a reminder: If your favorite all American lifestyle brand is having a tariff sale… well… I have news for you.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

For Susan? SFO? Which Airline?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

…SEVERE SECURITY MARKETING ADVISORY IN EFFECT APRIL 28 – MAY 1… A HIGH-PRESSURE FRONT OF BUZZWORDS & LOCALIZED HYPE STORMS WILL BE DESCENDING ON BAY AREA. LOW VISIBILITY IN MARKETING FOG. HIGH RISK OF VENDOR SHENANIGANS & SWAG SHOWERS. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS ADVISED…

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Post a gif you can hear

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

<Sobs Security Person Tears>

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah LLMs are cool, I guess. But, have you tried carbs?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Got an FDA recall notice from one of the kids docs about a med they take. Tried searching the FDA website for more details. Nothing. Found it on the U.K. equivalent. It’s cool I’m sure whatever we save by randomly cutting the federal workforce is worth kids ingesting a few carcinogens… Right?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Have you thanked coffee today?

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Words to live by.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

submitted 175 days ago • 2 comments

👋 Uh, Hi new people. Welcome. I’m guessing I ended up on someone’s starter pack list. Maybe I should use social media again?

submitted 180 days ago • 3 comments

Some initial thoughts on securing your network traffic in light of reports of telco compromises. medium.com/@boblord/sec... If you have detailed technical information to help me improve it, please feel free to share.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Some thoughts on Modelling and Sizing security orgs.

submitted 387 days ago • 0 comments

open.substack.com/pub/geoffbel...

submitted 419 days ago • 1 comment

I’m thinking about it

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, the tried and true “When advertisers abandon you due to your toxic brand, just start over with an entirely unknown and potentially far more toxic brand” strategy

submitted 657 days ago • 0 comments

A great thread. I’d add, as a practical observation: Very few organizations understand how to think about Security as part of their business; Even less understand Trust and Safety. A lack of proactive T&S strategy is unacceptable, but honestly unsurprising.

submitted 667 days ago • 0 comments

like parker, i do not understand the thinking that not wanting to see utter shit opinions is somehow being in a bubble how fuckin patronizing to believe we can not find and listen to varied opinions on subjects both important and trivial to us without having some right wing dipshits weighing in

submitted 669 days ago • 29 comments

Me, every time someone brings up the All-In podcast:

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Hey, asking for a friend, but is the devil running a bootcamp on eBPF and audit / compliance automation for high-scale k8s environments?

submitted 672 days ago • 0 comments

I would like BlueSky invite transparency and graph based blocking. When more of the bad place ends up here, I want to know who invited them, so I can block that entire tree of poison.

submitted 672 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Cashier: Sir, again, American Girl dolls are not in anyway sentient.

submitted 673 days ago • 1 comment

Building my vinyl collection. What’s one record you recommend everyone have a copy of?

submitted 673 days ago • 2 comments

Twitter HR: You will not discuss anything you did at Twitter at all, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. Big Head: I didn't really do anything at Twitter, so... Twitter HR: Good. You're getting the hang of it already.

submitted 674 days ago • 1 comment