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Dog: Hey Hey Hey I’m bored Come outside Me: Ok Dog: Throw the ball Me: Ok Dog: Throw it Me: Ok Dog: You idiot You fool Now I have the ball I will retreat To the corner of the garden Never to return Me: Ok I’m going inside now Dog: Hey I’m bored Come outside

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

Woke from a dream that a dentist was drilling my tooth, is that Jungian for a rising global tide of fascism

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

a designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I sure am relieved that someone sent the Democrats twenty dollars to sort all this out

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If Batman really wanted to rid the city of criminals he’d be on Wall Street cut to Batman in an office sweating his balls off in that suit reading a bunch of tax audits

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know many things for certain but I know that the original Karate Kid did not need to run for 2 hours and 7 minutes

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

If someone defeats you in battle and then puts up one of these they’re your arch enemy

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Executive Order incoming to remove the Pope for wokeness, Kari Lake tipped as the nominee

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Ah, the tradition of Super Bowl Half Time Day, when the most colossal losers in America get newly surprised and mad that there are Black people on the television

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

A crazy thing we’ve learned is that even if you hate tax, a lot of people who work for governments do cool and useful shit, and you can be happy about it

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hell of an opening paragraph to that introduction. More of this, a thousand times over

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Well, yep. All of this. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Forensic psychologist reconstructing the interior landscape of the kind of person who drives through the Australian suburbs with a replica European number plate

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

“Hey join the USA, we will randomly cancel all healthcare and social services and if there’s a disaster then our guy might drop in to throw toilet rolls at you” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Smaug the Dragon on his hoard of pillaged treasure steaming mad that some little fucker stole one of his gems

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The line "concerns grow over a potential breach of intellectual property" but with OpenAI as the party complaining is a very special level of hilarious

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

This is sickkkkkk (the good kind)

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Disrupting HIV treatment programs is white-guy eugenics meeting religious fundamentalism. Kill people who they see as racially inferior and as morally deserving of punishment because it's sexually transmitted. It's not just needlessly cruel but transparently deranged.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

So Musk just spoke at a German neo-Nazi rally saying that Germany should stop feeling guilty about history, but also a few days ago he just had an erratic arm gesture because of autism, this all checks out

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

You can try your whole life to make meaningful art but you will never be cooler than a small child who can play the drums

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Freelance writing is not great for things like income, job security, self esteem, but it is a rare profession where you can legitimately work while enjoying a glass of crisp riesling

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

One thing I can tell you, the boys who are back in town are NOT the boys of summer, because who knows where tf those guys have gone

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Really hope nobody figures out I’m the one making the egg prices go up

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Musk is a perfect example of why bullying anyone as a child is terrible and also why bullying select 53-year-olds should be vastly increased

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My interior monologue for the last 24 hours

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments