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•Cover Designer @ Numb Phase Design 📘 •Canadian 🇨🇦 •Drummer 🥁 •Writer/Reviewer of horror 👻 Numbphasedesign.ca
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#Booksky, have I mentioned that my debut short story collection is now available? That's 17 creepy horror stories in one volume! 😈 Kindle & KU: mybook.to/a86T Paperback: mybook.to/wjUJQzr Add to Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/22... Find out more: www.yolandasfetsos.com/2025/01/mela...

I would rather see a book cover that your toddler drew than AI slop. I would have actual respect for you and that crayon book.

Report with the first album you bought with your own money

If you use AI for your book, I'm not reading it. If you use AI for your presses submission call, I'm not submitting. If you have AI in your profile, I'm not following. If you are AI, I kill you

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Friend: "You wrote a story? Can I read it?" Me: "Nah, it's stupid. Let's talk about you."

The stack that prompted my wife to say, "Hey, cool it on the books for a little while." 😆 🤣 😂

I frickin' love horror books!

There are so many submission calls that seem like big ol' red flags. Not today, Satan!

Reworked my short story to under 1000 words. Flash fiction calls, here I come!

If I can shave 38 words from this short story, I can submit to many more markets. But which 38 words? I love them all!

All this talk about authors writing stories about cryptids, and I just so happen to be working on a mothman book cover...

March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first. March first.

About a year ago, I wrote 5000 words of a short story. I had about 2000 left to the end, but instead of writing the rest, I stopped. What, psychologically, is that called?

I recently organized my books and discovered I have 3 doubles. 3 surprise horror books swap anyone?

#Booksky, have you checked out my debut short story collection? 😁 MELANCHOLY DELUSIONS has 17 stories & is now available here... Kindle & KU: mybook.to/a86T Paperback: mybook.to/wjUJQzr Add to Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/22... Find out more: www.yolandasfetsos.com/2025/01/mela...

pss pss does anyone have any editing work i am available

Imagine if the kids from The Goonies grew up but kept chasing after the adventures of their youth. Dead Men's Chests by @spookysterling.bsky.social is a treasure in and of itself. Booby traps, pirates, a curse, love, loss: this one has it all. I felt like I was along for the ride. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I feel bad not buying new books right now and not supporting authors for new releases (outside of likes and reposts), but I'm saving to make my dreams come true. After my dreams are a reality, I'll get right back to buying those books and screaming about the ones I love!

The last cover sold in about 30 minutes, so let's try for a second sale today. This one could be yours!

SOLD!!!

This can be your book cover. And it will absolutely stand out on the shelf.

All of the pieces of a new short story have amalgamated in my brain to a point where I can actually start writing this thing! All it took was a conversation with my wife while we enjoyed a pint.

People suck! Not you. You're cool. But, man, what's up with the general population?

Last night, I told my wife, "Hey, check out these opening lines," and proceeded to read to her. When I finished she said "That's incredible, who is that?" Friends, that was my writing! She was floored. I definitely have something special here!

Have you ever come up with a mediocre ending for a short story and hope it gets better when you get to the end?

SOLD!

Wanna help fund my first childrens book? Wanna publish my first childrens book? Wanna support a swell canadian fella? Wanna destroy the system by raising young readers who question the "way it is"?

Do you have a horror book coming out in 2025? I'd love to know about it! I can't read it if I don't know about it. Please take this opportunity to brag about your accomplishment.

What kind of horror book cover should I make this weekend?

#Booksky, my debut short story collection, MELANCHOLY DELUSIONS, is now available & got another awesome review today! ☺️ Kindle: mybook.to/a86T Paperback: mybook.to/wjUJQzr Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/22... Find out a bit more about it here: www.yolandasfetsos.com/2025/01/mela...

New premade available! $100 🇨🇦 full wrap

We have 20 paperback print ARCs of @toddkeisling.com's new novel, THE SUNDOWNER'S DANCE, available. Below is a sing-up form where you can indicate your interest. Todd and I will pick 20 folks from this sign-up form! forms.gle/KNT419DvhpFi...

Sonora Taylor & Black Void Publishing are excited to announce 'All the Pieces Coming Together: Collected Works.' Featuring a foreword by living legend Ronald Kelly & cover art by Nicholas Day of Rooster Republic Press, this will arrive September 30th, 2025!