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Enjoy your constitutionally elected dictatorship
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

my god

Te⚡⚡la Wankpanzer

*ILLEGALLY* fired.

That tears it! No bible thumpers allowed in public toilets. Or school sports.

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

Metal af

if you’re reading this you’re probably smarter than a Wall Street executive

Motherfucker.

The MVP of Elon's gooner squad.

Opening day of ZARDOZ, 2/6/74

Does this blue dog chucklehead honestly think Elno and his squad of gooner incels are doing this without the approval of Trump, The Heritage Foundation, and all the other Project 2025 CHUDs? Really?

The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.

It's not like they didn't warn you.

May I suggest the word "putsch"?

Oh so it's like literally a coup

SCHATZ: “.. I will oppose unanimous consent. I will vote no. I will do maximal delays until this is resolved.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

apologies for the metaphor here but this is written in the tone of a deranged pilot just before he crashes his plane into the side of a cliff

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

Hey Judas

FYI, Zuckerschmuck has declared war on the pH scale.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

LeAdErShiP

To everyone at The Atlantic, at the New York Times, at the BBC, I hope you're happy. I hope you love the world you've made. I will hate you until my last breath. You are beyond forgiveness. Scum of the earth.

Some heroes have hemorrhoids.

Captain Jerk 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕