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minimalist by preference, maximalist by nature 📍 Brooklyn founder of May King Innovations and Brainfreeze Networks georgekong.com
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Is he afraid of his shadow or is he afraid of the bulbs flashing from all the cameras?

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ok so we doing this again?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

another banger by @edzitron.com

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

an after-school pickup & daycare service called OnlyVans

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I ise a jar to contain some rubbing alcohol. Nothing else goes in it. After I am done, I empty the jar of rubbing alcohol. Would you wash or rinse the jar before reuse?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Omg. Game is done.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Was that an ad for yahoo email?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The best possible thing would be if Kendrick Lamar’s surprise guest is Tyler, the creator The worst possible thing would be if the special guest is Timothée Chalamet as Bob Dylan I don’t want it, but I always believe in capitalism’s ability to give us things no one wants

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Not that it’s big dollars, but I found out most class-action lawsuit settlement info ended up in my SPAM. Found some legit emails in there this month.

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happy kendrick lamar halftime show day for all those who celebrate

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Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Child of Immigrants: explains the cup's status to parents, then gets asked why the cup isn't entirely full. Somehow feels guilt.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I mean I have to

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so much of my life is "why didn't I do that sooner?"

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

so a while ago I made up a word and tweeted it

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

Be careful if you own this gun sight. Leaving it unattended with your child could lead to choking.

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Me agreeing to circle back in the new year: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me when they circle back in the new year: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

Just saw a$ap rocky casually walking on the sidewalk by himself near Ludlow Does this imply I am within a 1 block radius of riri???

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Finally listening to a Common album I had on my list for a while and realizing the album is 17 years old. This album is old enough to drive.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t normally do these kinds of things but I’ll take it

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R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)

submitted 54 days ago • 64 comments

Wait what is happening?‽‽ Did I happen to look before everyone else?? Another new Kendrick Lamar album?‽! #kendricklamar

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

There are mornings where it feels like they’re plotting against me

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Notion Site URLs just got an upgrade! Now you can make ‘em short and sweet (and more sharable) with custom slugs. Our video producer Cory Zapatka shortened /NYC-Birding-Checklist-3ebf732864 into /mybirds. Much better, right? ✨

submitted 67 days ago • 4 comments

My mother, a non-English speaker who’s lived four decades in a Florida suburb, visited me last spring and figured out how to take a subway car from Manhattan to my Brooklyn apartment completely on her own Maybe septuagenarians have more brain elasticity than young travel writers 🤷

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

This one time I went to New Jersey for a first date

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Spark email added @notion.com support and I am one step closer to the Silver Bullet that will Fix My Life

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Her family was aware of cops killing people in mental health crises and called 911 to get an ambulance to take her to a hospital. Cops came because it's "standard procedure" Only the cops arrived at their front door. They kicked it, entered & immediately shot Victoria www.nj.com/bergen/2024/...

submitted 194 days ago • 51 comments