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Currently obsessed with MGMT - Kids (Live 20/4/03)

The tiny bird bushes are hoppin' this evening lads

WOAH BRO, you can't disputie the cutie

Bristol’s first Green-led Budget 2025/26. A live thread:

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Another day, another obnoxious tart.

these days you can't even loudly shout GARLIC BREAD at someone's gig, because of woke

I've got my marriage and dirvorce Valentines special this THURS 8pm (not the usual Tues). I'll first go through the nine big hidden benefits of marriage then, I've specialists on to help try and take the financial pain out of divorce.

Just seen another absurdly tall lemon meringue pie on insta dear god when will it end

Imagine putting your name and face to this rhetoric

Is there a browser add on like AdBlock but for unnecessary AI features?

Today's hot take: they've made grapes too sweet nowadays.

Humbled myself by not stretching after my swim on Thurs. Everything still hurts.

Guy just rolling slowly through Old Market, windows down blasting Candy Rain and having the time of his life

Fuck astrology, I'm going to determine everyone's personality by periodical cicada emergences, lemming populations and the El Nino Southern Oscillation Cycle.

Just saw a particularly plump seagull. It looked so scoopable

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

Might quit all social media and exclusively post my life updates on the Money Saving Expert forums.

Why does every instructional tiktok/reel/whatever look like a 90s infomercial?

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Cannot figure out what set Pictionary on ITV is reusing. Anyway the show is awful, obviously

They stopped putting cranberry on pork pies at Christmas and now look where we are. A failed state.

Just wanna say I've cooked for Grace Dent. FOH said she was nice?

Wait, are you telling me a coffee tabled this??

Wes Streeting is an unseasoned meatball, pass it on

I don't care about Wicked, let me know when they make WKD into musical theatre and then I'll get involved.

"fancy woke fillings"

Look! It's my first bleet! (Bluesky tweet) 🐏 More exciting coinage to come.