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I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com Autistic Unbearable québécois 📍Tiohtià:ke The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
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Me: "it took a while but heres my urine sample" Dentist:

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The Lorax but he chain smokes the whole time he’s monologuing and litters the butts everywhere

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Hunter husband (goes to pick up Chinese takeout) Gatherer wife (stays home to find cute animal videos to show him)

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Hm at some point in my evening I took out my phone, made a note that says "Pelican at the disco" and put my phone away

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i wake hit vape watch first 48

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Start swimsuit season with a nice toenail salad

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I was gonna make a cheese pun but havarti made it

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what did reply guys do before social media. were you all out there just typing out your shitty opinions and mailing them to people

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When mickey mouse became public domain i celebrated by making this

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Me, scrolling social media for hours without contributing anything: I'm basically a writer

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Me: "it took a while but heres my urine sample" Dentist:

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I feel bad for rich people. They’ve never eaten leftover spaghetti out of a yogurt container using a busted white cedar shingle

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i really hate it me when people say i’m going to hell bc i’m gay. like, what about all the other reasons?

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"he's playing chess, not checkers" no bro, he's playing golf

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Two factor authentication is the best way to ensure that my parents can't sign into a single thing without my help

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take a break from the horrors and have a chuckle with this crew go.bsky.app/N6nQ75p

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It is a retelling of the story of Snow White, except she's dead, the dwarves are maggots, and Prince Charming is a chainsaw.

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absolutely no one: gays on the first day of spring:

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