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gerardtieng.bsky.social
very millennial. very asian.
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I used to judge morning soda drinkers…until I became one of them.

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at this point the only thing keeping me together are $1 large ice coffees at mcd and who knows how long that will last

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The name Hobby Lobby isn’t as clever when you realize it’s just short for Hobert Lobert.

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true

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The ways in which I did not expect nor want shiitake mushrooms on this pizza

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

i want to personally thank the ladies of twice for getting me through the year that is so far

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Glad that Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan was able to reveal its naming origin to me before the franchise turns 30.

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This sauce is not Klingon approved. #startrek

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you all seeing this?

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It takes a lot of brain power to be my level of dumb

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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

submitted 67 days ago • 22 comments

my favorite fruit?? low-hanging

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just learning that adulting is a series of celebrating more bills or less bills forever

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

a salty fish and some plain steamed rice you just had to be there

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

A biscoff milkshake?? Jack in the box, you got me AGAIN

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

there can only be one asian gerard allowed and it's me.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

just found my old kindle in a box, which is as close to cyber monday as i'm gonna get today

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WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT DONATELLO SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE NAMED LEONARDO REALLY #TMNT

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

I didn’t buy a minivan as so much that I upgraded to the final boss of hatchbacks

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Just here to meet some real nerdy shitposters

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

too random for a personal brand and that's why i'll NEVERRRRRRRRR build a following ANYWHERE

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who is out there dipping their mcnuggets in the honey sauce? I want to study your brain for science

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