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I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. 🇯🇴 linktr.ee/gerge
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I said I was done with Kanye after he repeatedly praised Adolf Hitler but now I know he sucked off his cousin I’m back on board and can’t wait for his next album

There are less people dead than there are alive right now before the year 1910.

One thing I love about Nathan Fielder is how the dialogue in his shows is so ordinary and milquetoast that they come around to being absolutely surreal. He'll have someone say "to open the door, open the door" and it'll be the funniest shit you ever heard

I got home from a house party, having to go to a class in college. I didn't have time to process this. El-P was the first to tweet about it.

If I ever get married I hope my spouse becomes kinda weird like Kathryn Hunter. Like a little homunculus.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Agent Dale Cooper!

Simon Helberg

In the Levant we all fam

If you so insist on being reachable on one singular app or social media account I just want you to personally know that you are a pissbaby and I want you to be okay with that.

God I miss the days when the only thing most people had to worry about was a beach making them old

Mama's always had demure celebrity crushes, like Jeremy Irons or Daniel Day-Lewis or John Cusack

It's April 14th my dudes www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1nP...

The Nun (2018)

The portrait of a lady's on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel

I actually liked the way things were before more than the way they are right now

I don't think Tobias Fünke would have ever had it in him to call Lindsay Bluth - let alone anyone - a "selfish cunt", so the save he makes by turning it to "selfish country music-loving lady" is even funnier with that in mind

Have we actively begun battling for permanence? As in, have we started to vigorously preserve and maintain access to our possessions to combat capitalism's desire to profit off manufactured obsolescence?

Paul and Ringo are still here. Let them play themselves in the Beatles movies. Do not deage them.

I have seen a security hologram, of them...furious jumping

Mickey17 isn't showing here 😮‍💨 But the Looney Tunes movie is!

Grave of the Fireflies (1988)

AI evangelists wanna be so artists so bad bro. I’d say just pick up a pen or a paintbrush but I know their souls are too rotten at this point to produce anything worth bringing into existence. 🥰

Where Is The Friend's House? (1987) dir. Abbas Kiarostami