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gerret.bsky.social
18+ ONLY! Just a toony (mad) scientist ferret looking to grow his reputation...and his test subjects... "Volunteers" welcome >:) Location: Secret hideout under the abandoned Acme Labs building
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I want a big, bulbous, retro looking, stupid ray gun with a big dumb dial I can turn to an almost infinite amount of settings. Rubber? Yup. Inflate? Sure. Transform? Why not. Disintegrate? Absolutely.

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Note to self: need to look into rubber injection molds for the lab... Different species are fun but a fully blank one would be interesting too, very moldable...into whatever I want...

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It's oh so much fun to watch someone run around and panic as they adjust to their new size after being blasted by a shrink ray...but it's more fun to pick them up in my gloved paw and dangle them over my open maw...knowing that I COULD drop them in and gulp them down...maybe...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I have an overwhelming need today to be at the helm of a contraption, twisting dials, adjusting sliders, switching big electrical levers while a helpless toon is strapped to a chair, in the center of a big red X, sweating in panic as they're waiting for the metaphoric, and actual, hammer to drop...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Being a big latex bee with a huge inflatable bee abdomen...heck

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

You know, teasing a test subject strapped to an exam table myself is fun and all but I do highly enjoy a hands off approach too! I prefer setting up elaborate Rube Goldberg machines so they can watch their impending fate get closer and closer through a series of wacky contraptions going off!

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Micro may? Time to dust off the ol' shrink ray! Just...stand right over there...on the big red X. A little more to the left...right there! Perfect! Now, stand still! *click*

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Pondering mad scientist stuff while stuck at work. Lab coats and latex are good and all but the accessories! That's the good stuff! Big round goggles! Huge chunky gloves! Heavy stompy boots! A must!

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

You've always been warned about exploring abandoned places because they may not be structurally sound.  No one warns you about sneaky raccoons that would love nothing more than to make you round.  They're much more dangerous... 🎨: @rimou.bsky.social

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Someone once asked me if I ever get caught in my own traps and the answer is of course, on purpose in fact.  Sometimes they look like too much "fun" and I just HAVE to know what they're like on the receiving end...for research of course... Each of us must expand the field of knowledge for science!

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

I am looking for someone to assist in testing some new trap...I mean, inventions in the lab. I seem to have lost my last assistant, haven't been able to locate them after "they" triggered one of the devices. No matter, they are a dime a dozen...anyways, care to lend a hand?

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

The straps on the exam table are nothing for you to worry about, those are there for your comfort after all! Can't have you wiggling away! Hmm, what's that? Oh the hose? Yes...that you can worry about. I promised you a job with lots of "growth" potential didn't I... >:)

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Well dang...guess the secrets out that I'm a villainous toony mad scientist... Aaaaanyways, want to take a tour of my lab? >:)

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

Overdue birthday piece for @gerret.bsky.social! The villainous Dr. Toob is ready for your appointment!

submitted 70 days ago • 11 comments

blimps! vii

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

Pi day is different for inflatable creatures. While toons are busy slinging tins of whipped treats at each other we're trying to get as round as possible...whether intentionally or accidentally. Unfortunately this makes us easy targets for wayward toons with excess baked goods...

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submitted 112 days ago • 14 comments

While normally a pool toy, ferrets have been know to be turned into drones from time to time...doesn't mean it isn't completely pumped full of air still... 🎨: @sheenahyena.bsky.social

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

someone hyno me into huffin paws already

submitted 116 days ago • 3 comments