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I need more ppl to play the sad french video game at the same unhinged pace I have been kthx. found out my rl friend was playing it and got ready to yell but it turns out he's two hours in while I'm in act 3 💀

women only want one thing and it’s for the mysterious knight who has refused to remove their armor for the entire duration of the tourney for their hand to lift the faceplate of their helm after dismounting the last of the suitors vying for your hand and reveal that they are of the fairer sex

Enjoy Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

I can't believe Expedition 33 hit me with this meme

about 20 hours into clair obscur I finally killed my first mime (not counting the one in the tutorial) after it CHASED ME ACROSS THE MAP

something I really appreciate about Pascal is that he's using his position - which is very secure, he's hugely successful and they're not going to throw away a bunch of money firing him - to be this outspoken it's important that everyone speak out on trans rights but especially big names

btw this is now my semi-spoilery reaction thread for clair obscur, which, if you haven't been sold on it yet, let me explain: charlie cox with a robot arm. that is all.

best farmhand ever. #StardewValley

oops I forgot to take my meds today because I was so tunnel visioned on painkillers

ken just sent me this please enjoy

clair obscur is very good so far but ihni how to learn attack patterns. I assume this is also why I'm so bad at soulslikes but I just CANNOT figure out how I'm supposed to know when to dodge/parry

how kaeyacat sleeps knowing all I'm gonna do is post his picture on the internet, to the adulation of all

I'm fucking crying at this boss called pétank that shoots boules at you 😂 #clairobscur

why do I keep thinking gustave is robert pattinson when he definitely isn't (but should be)

I hardly had any migraines in greece, now that I think of it. I know this could just be a rebound headache from cheating with my advil, but could there be a trigger at home? ugh

head hurts AGAIN, as expected since I'm now officially overdue for botox 😭