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getoffmyplanet.bsky.social
I'm that one girl... Not conservative by far. Been through some πŸ’©. Chaotic Neutral, lefty. Cis she/her/hers what else? I'm just that one girl...
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time to read Catching Fire and go to bedy by

A quick act of resistance against this nonsense, as well as a show of solidarity with our fellow Americans who are federal civil service workers, is to send five things you accomplished this last week to [email protected] …and go.

Let's have some Saturday night fun πŸ¦‹πŸ’™πŸ¦‹πŸ’™πŸ¦‹πŸ’™πŸ¦‹ I'll start Fuck Trump from Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

I know USians have never had the best reputation abroad, but now... jfc I'm so very sorry and embarrassed by the so-called leadership of this country. I am literally scared of what's to come. if any of the rest of the world would like to liberate us, personally I'd welcome it.

I saw that my boi Luigi was wearing my favorite color to court yesterday. πŸ’šπŸ˜

*chicken crosses the road *the road vows to get revenge

Your medieval torture device is tearing this family apart

you ever heard of "choice paralysis"? this phenomenon is why I like to have less options to choose from. lol

A friend from the VA just sent this and asked me to share. PMDB is Prevention and Management of Disruptive Behavior in the workplace. THIS is the real war against women: being forced to say there are only 2 genders but not being allowed to mention 96% of violence is perpetrated by men.

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pimpin ain’t easy? neither is crochet.

Country music star Sheryl Crow sold her Tesla and will donate her funds to NPR β€œThere comes a time when you have to decide who you are willing to align with. So long Tesla.” πŸ“ thehill.com/blogs/in-the... #3E #EndOligarchy #TeslaTakeover #TeslaProtests

MoonPie renaming Florida is hands down the best retitling we’ve gotten out of this entire mess.

Really craving a loot and a riot. Maybe even a hootenanny after.

Marriage is the process of discovering what kind of woman your husband would have preferred.

I need to stay informed, but good grief it's taxing on my mental health. I hate this reality right now.

roses are red violets are blue i hate the sounds you make when you chew

"Yeah, uh, this is totally a legit quote request and I'm not completely wasting your time at all, but how much is it to replace a battery in my mom's car? she said it's acting lazy"

are the chiefs getting literally shut out of their three peat?

ooh who's the brunette

uh oh he got a mallet

aww Tony Soprano is having a lil food fight. that's cute.

who's watching The Sopranos for the very first time instead of any Superbowl nonsense?

[internal screaming intensifies]

if you would be so kind, sign this petition!!! atadvocacy.com/idtfipg12825

Remember when we thought 2020 was the worst year? That was adorable.

I hope my friend who deactivated her fb because she was feeling overwhelmed will find me here.. I didn't get her phone number to keep in touch outside social media 😭

50 PROTESTS 50 STATES

Me as a therapist: Have you tried crying about it?

imagine being so high you name your kid newt gingrich

Objectively, what did Biden do to benefit himself while in office? cuz I made the comment that whatever TFG does will be for HIS benefit and it was mirrored back at me w biden whataboutism

I did everything on my list! I forgot to put 'change sheets' on my post, but that was on the list of things-to-do-today too. and woohoo I made it! yay me πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

this shark wireless earbuds' battery goes dead faster than it charges up.

lol sometimes he steals my joke and posts it. 🫣😘 >> @wormhole42.bsky.social

The groundhog said 4 more years of nuclear winter and he would not be returning next year.

on today's schedule: wash towels βœ”οΈ replace towels fold & put away clean towels clean cat litter box get fit workout hair wash shower eat? and I really don't wanna do any of that 😞

you know what else sucks donkey dick? the u s a

gotta say, that TikTok shop's tracking info sucks donkey dick.