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Twins

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

everyone pick your dystopia buddy

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Horrifying if literal: blended family.

submitted 14 days ago • 46 comments

Honestly thank god for all of you on here

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

if everything could stop everythinging for just one day that would be very cool

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

When will my husband return from sea?

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

I’m not ignoring you I’ve just wiped my memory of all traces of you

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

physically I'm here but mentally I’m floating face down in a river

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I already know who is going to win the Super Bowl. Love.

submitted 17 days ago • 53 comments

I surveyed the landscape and there it was. Idiots, as far as the eye can see.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Hello, I am awful.

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

These gas station boner pills are making me thirsty.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

Alexa, end my suffering

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

If 2000’s comedy movies taught me anything, it's that the entire population of the United States needs to unknowingly eat pot brownies to get all giggly and make peace with each other.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

You like my posts. I like yours. We fall in love, never meet, and ruin our lives over it. That's how this works, baby.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I’m not very smart, but right now I wish I was even not smarter

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Mutually making each other the center of the universe and holding fast to it.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My latest hobby is waving at the cats in the hope that maybe one day they'll wave back

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t put words in my mouth. That’s where your fingers belong.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

A knitting circle only instead of knitting we stab one another with knitting needles whenever we reference politics.

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

left speechless on HTML

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

the good news is you made it another day! the bad news is you made it another day.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

can't, sticking my head in the sand

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

It is essential to find hiding places at work.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

I shook my keyboard upside down and a KFC 8 piece thigh and leg bucket with coleslaw and mashed potatoes fell out

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend store clerk: the double breasted one? me: yes that's her

submitted 18 days ago • 22 comments

I want to make funny jokes but I also want to face-butt a speeding Mack truck and the latter just sounds easier

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Planning my special valentines day dinner Microwaved Spaghetti-Os and grocery store brand soda

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Right about now, I wish I had a garden to rampage in

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

I would like to order some honesty and hope, please

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

If I have to "power through" something, then it's clearly not for me.

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

This is all not very fly like a G6 of us.

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

I just saw my face during a Zoom call and now I’d like to take a long walk off of a pier that’s being demolished with explosives.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

you can partisan these cheeks

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted a donut with my cup of coffee.

submitted 18 days ago • 29 comments

[seeing followers cyberbully someone on my behalf] Real Ones, no!

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

I'm never at my best this early in the apocalypse.

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

in the mood to giveeee up

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.

submitted 20 days ago • 11 comments

Oh I thought these were the Best Grandma Awards, let's watch something else

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Bianca Censori. Blink twice if you need us to rescue you, girl.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.

submitted 22 days ago • 93 comments

Blessing y’all with my mug

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the babes

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments