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ghostmachine.bsky.social
Enigmatic cringe. 🏳️‍🌈🍃pdx🐄💩
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OMG THE WAY KENDRICK LOOKED IN THE CAMERA WHEN HE SAID SAY DRAKE

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

KENDRICK JUST NOW

submitted 84 days ago • 79 comments

Bible based education, but only the slutty parts

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing

submitted 125 days ago • 4 comments

a cigarette would smoke you if it could

submitted 114 days ago • 9 comments

Bong direction

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water

submitted 132 days ago • 21 comments

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night

submitted 134 days ago • 15 comments

Tempurasaurus

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Being on the west coast sucks bc who can you even cry on the phone to everyone’s asleep

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to your neighbors fucking hoping the ceiling strong enough

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork

submitted 157 days ago • 131 comments

Yes, good ball game game, ballers (drunk)

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Turkey is bad and we shouldn’t cook it on Thanksgiving. Debate me

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president

submitted 162 days ago • 19 comments

There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves

submitted 435 days ago • 37 comments

I bet being colonized feels really good for the petri dish

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

has a furby recording ever been admitted as evidence

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise

submitted 165 days ago • 40 comments

ME: Everyone has a soul and since souls are actually ghosts, technically we're all haunted ANESTHESIOLOGIST: how do you keep waking up

submitted 711 days ago • 6 comments

donkey kong honkey dong

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck, marry, kill: screaming, crying, throwing up

submitted 163 days ago • 9 comments

trying to lead a life of quiet desperation but I just can't seem to shut up

submitted 163 days ago • 4 comments

Social anxiety support group

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

hot french fries in your area want to be eaten out of the bag

submitted 164 days ago • 12 comments