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D.C. dweller and bottomless font of sarcasm, surviving on denial, caffeine and dog kisses. Made man for the Gay Mafia. Vikings lunatic. Schedule C for Bush 43. Never Trumper-turned-Democrat. Unsigned karaoke artist. Comms/PR's my game. 🏳️‍🌈🐾 🎤🏈🛬
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In Soviet Russia, cat scans YOU! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...

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Every accusation is a confession: Another anti-drag, anti-LGBTQ conservative arrested for what they claim to hate most. The real danger to kids isn't drag queens- it's the people screaming about "groomers." #GOPHypocrisy #Projection www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/02/cons...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, AIR CANADA has already buckled?! We now live in an age where dictators do not demand obedience: They get it in advance! #Denali #MountMcKinley #authoritarianism

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

This is such a good idea, seeing as how Marburg virus and mpox are sentient, therefore respecting our immigration laws and staying in their own countries. #WHO apnews.com/article/cdc-...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Almost 2 years to the day since my last jury duty (the minimum time before they can call you again), I'm right back here at the Moultrie Courthouse again. They're like stalkers with calendar alerts. #JuryDuty #Summoned #CivicDuty #CourtLife #LegalDrama #CalledToServe #Adulting

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new Scott Norwood! 🤦🏻‍♂️ #Chiefs #bills #AFCChampionship

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

With the help of ChatGPT, I calculated the average temperatures for every day of #winter so far. Compared to past 12/1-1/21, if the figures are correct, this is the THIRD COLDEST ever, so far. Definitely the coldest since I moved here in 1995. 🥶 #coldweather #freezing @capitalweather.bsky.social

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The statistical chances of a virulently racist president being sworn in on #MLKDay are almost nil. This holiday and Inauguration coincide only once every 28 yrs give or take (because of Leap Days). Unless you think most presidents are virulently racist (and I don't), the odds are astronomical.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

GOP motto: "We trust the states... except when it comes to controlling trans kids and women's bodies. Then, we trust ourselves." #ProtectTransKids #SmallGovBigHypocrisy #TransRights #LGBTQ #Equality #GOPHypocrisy #SelectiveFederalism www.cbsnews.com/news/house-b...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

"We'll get 'em next year," said every #Vikings fan, every year.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

First all the thirst traps, now this. Can you imagine if Walter Cronkite were this vain? www.mediaite.com/tv/abc-news-...

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Which has Rudy Giuliani collected more of? Pieces of sports memorabilia, or contempt citations and disbarments? apnews.com/article/rudy...

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way to tell which of my followers are bots? (More to the point, does it matter?)

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

One simple graphic to help explain to the rest of NFL fans why it's so hard and so heartbreaking to be a #Vikings fan. 😖 (For the didactic ones among us, yes, they won the "NFL Championship" in 1969, but it doesn't count because they lost a pre-merger Super Bowl to the goddamn #Chiefs of the AFL.)

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Get free undercoating with every bilateral trade agreement www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/t...

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Preach "So weird how these people can all comprehend how structural racism works when they imagine it happening to white people!" #PresidentMusk #ElonMusk #Elon www.wonkette.com/p/elon-told-...

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Trump saved Christmas? If his record is anything to go by, then Santa's Workshop will be bankrupt by February. I believe in the "peace on Earth and goodwill toward men" Christmas, not the "demonize the vulnerable" one. ☮️ 🌎 ♥️ 🎅🏻 🎄 #MAGAMyths #3SizesTooSmall www.thedailybeast.com/maga-gets-ro...

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Please let the Vikings win the NFC North. There might even be an extra cookie in it for you. 😉 🎅🏻 🍪 🥛🎄 🏈💜 #SKOL

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Peak pettiness www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Good one.

submitted 64 days ago • 894 comments

We just returned from the future and got this photo from the inauguration.

submitted 66 days ago • 20 comments

Woody Johnson vetoed a trade because of a Madden rating? Bold strategy, Cotton! Maybe next season he can draft players based on their Fortnite dances. #JetsLogic #SkolVikings #NFL www.nytimes.com/athletic/600...

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

This is so tragically apropos

submitted 65 days ago • 80 comments

I like black licorice. There, I said it. Taylor Swift wrote "Anti-Hero" about my snack choices. #UnpopularCandyOpinions

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched this before the views even hit 5,000. I'm crying 😭... never had a reaction like that to a trailer before! Ugh, my expectations might be set unrealistically high. 🥺 #Superman youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

[Said in my best Jeff Foxworthy]: When his policies are so bad that you root for Canada to literally pull the plug... you might be a terrible president. www.thedailybeast.com/ontario-prem...

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Justin Tucker: The GOAT who should be put out to pasture. 🚫🐐 @baltimore-ravens.bsky.social

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Woody Johnson is the new Dan Snyder @newyorkjets.bsky.social #SameOldJets

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Well, here we go again. Another microblogging platform. Let's try not to ruin this one too fast. #HelloWorld

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments