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I have to train somebody new today

Watching the utd game. Happy 😃

Feels strange being back in work. Keep going to the fridge for some cheese out of habit

Happy being 50, although I do make far more involuntary noises when I sit down now.

Here's a true story about my dad. When I was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle. The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to send a postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled.

He says that he's shy Pretends to be nice Slides into DMs Of all the girls that he likes Geordie Dave is coming to town.

It's the historical accuracy I find most fascinating

Got some cute cinnamon, ginger bread men at work, it's designed to sit over your cup. This means It's now a dirty little man who tea bags my drink.

It's Christmas jumper day in work. The only one I have is one I got made. It's Fred West in a santa hat (obviously) can't wear this in the office. Someone is wearing an only fools and horses Xmas jumper. This means they have worse taste than me.

This sounds absolutely terrible. Can't wait to watch it

Ha!

Went shopping and walking back to the car someone drove behind me slowly, getting closer and closer. I turned around and they motioned for me to hurry up. So l put my stuff in the boot then went back into the shop for a bit

Trapped

Seeing how shite the weather is makes me glad I'd rather stay home and watch telly with my family and pets than go to a pub and be freezing

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