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speaking as a pussylover...

the most 4 important lessons you can enjoy as a chef

This is the median Democratic primary voter

In light of Mamdani's performance, is astonishing there aren't more insurgent primary campaigns. Democratic establishment is discredited. Power is just sitting there like a mountain of gold but instead of being guarded by a fire-breathing dragon, it's fossils like Chuck Schumer

Every Mamdani proposal is met with a chorus of "How are you going to pay for it?" Meanwhile...

Climate change, welcome to The War on Cars.

This ad asks: do you want to be the bug being examined by ominously bespectacled henchmen, or do you want to be one of the henchmen?

take back what is yours #PrideMonth

I'm listening to Toobin Talk the podcast hosted by Jeffrey Toobin. And he is giving a thoughtful and sober analysis on the happenings of today. But I can also hear him rubbing the tip of his penis over the fabric of his basketball shorts.

An embroidered rainbow tulip aerial from 2023 since it is Pride Month!! Happy Pride and I hope you all take care 💚 I am queer and consider myself non-binary or similar but things like parties and parades scare me, too overwhelming... I hope I can attend one some day though 🏳️‍🌈🎉😊 #landscape

“rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge”

Michelle Tandler, now that's a name I haven't heard in a while x.com/elaifresh/st...

is it this

Completely missed that @solarserver.games had a new game out! "Known Mysteries" is gorgeous and evocative and pay-what-you-want. Same dev as UnearthU, the eerie therapy app I talked about in an essay.

get the entire fuck out of here

learning a lot of facts from this comment

I feel like the conversation around Defund in New York is missing the point - The NYPD wasn't defunded, but the cops responded as thought it was, refusing to do their jobs and creating the appearance that they were was to the incurious. Here's the data from traffic enforcement:

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

Same energy

Summary: - Dude is an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US - ICE abducts and "detains" him - Private "detention" facility has him doing farmwork - So he's still an immigrant agricultural worker working in the US, but now paid only $1 a day Nobody's been convicted of a crime or anything

Dad was gay. His partner's son taught me that eating pussy was a thing. I got pretty good at it. You just have to listen to their bodies.

One of the most insane 9/11 stories to me -- this woman got laid off the day before, missed the attacks, then came back to work because the HR department all died

why did you say my dog "looked like ET"???

Putin assassinated the oligarchs who crossed him. Could Trump do the same thing to Elon Musk?

If only the democrats knew anyone who had the ability to do this 5 months ago

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

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WEIGH IN: an unwrapped chorizo burrito fastballed into the bottom of the toilet bowl with a huge cannonball kersplash, but yanked out with a quickness... five second rule or nah

when your friend asks if they can have a grape

YOUR. MOMENT. OF. ZEN.

Oh yeah I saw this place today

Even late 90s blockbusters have a "rich with human labor" quality that has faded from a lot of entertainment.

the most unexpected part of losing my virginity is that the things Austin Powers was saying started to make a LOT more sense. some of it even became downright humorous!

That time I was in a Macy’s and a harsh noise loop was playing on the store PA (apologies for the poor camerawork).

This is such a perfectly condensed little parable of the horrors of the bullshit machines: a completely ignorant and illiterate shibboleth against standard punctuation, born from nothing and threatening to take over in no time—meme as prion chewing holes in the brains of a generation