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gillythefish.bsky.social
I'm all about programming, gaming with a lowercase G, and being mediocre at chess. Don't try to replicate what you see here, I'm a professional idiot. He/he/he/him (boy-type, but with joyous giggles) If you're curious: https://github.com/PGilbertSchmitt/
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Tweaked my neck doing something cool and masculine (sleeping normally in a soft bed)

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Scoot, friend, get out the way.

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So tired of these woke people making noise while I'm still sleeping.

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The season changes... 🍂

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Asking for pronouns is passé. Normalize asking for titles. Are you a Mr? Ms? Mrs? Mx? Mistrum? Master? Sir? Lady? The Honorable? The One and Only?

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Another #AdventOfCode wrapped up. Merry XMas and Happy Holidays!

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I just couldn't leave Day 21 alone. This might be the most I've ever struggled with a single #AdventOfCode problem. Gotta have them stars ⭐⭐

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Tricky problem today for #AdventOfCode. The secret is that the problem text hides a lie by obscurity by tricking you to think about the problem in the wrong way. adventofcode.com/2024/day/13

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I'm a member of an elite group of smooth-brains who accidentally solved Day 10 part 2 of #AdventOfCode when trying to solve part 1. Thank goodness for ctrl+Z. adventofcode.com/2024/day/10

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I sure love when my solution works for the sample but not the input /s #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/9

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Heavy are the legs that wear the pants

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New 5k personal best, 29:11 ✨

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#AdventOfCode Day 5 is yet another day where I overthink part 1 and end up with a much simpler part 2... adventofcode.com/2024/day/5

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#AdventOfCode Day 4 was NOT elegant, but ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

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#AdventOfCode day 3 was trivial with regexes, but I would really like to come back to it and write a proper parser just for fun. Maybe if they bring this back on another day like the IntCode computers from AoC 2019 (damn, that year was fun) adventofcode.com/2024/day/3

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For some silly little reason, I was stuck on Day 2 Part 2 way longer than I should have been. Clever code leads to unexpected edge-cases, so I took the naive approach. It's too soon to be doing this, I'm a bit nervous for what's to come. #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/2

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Why did you ask for whom the bell tolls? Read the room, dude.

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Pumped to see @avacomedy.bsky.social live. There aren't many other comedians whose bones are guaranteed to infuriate future archeologists.

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The only good squirrel is a fat squirrel

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Hearing ABBA's Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! at the gym is the same feeling Popeye gets when opening a can of spinach. Prove me wrong.

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If I lived in Baldur's Gate, you'd probably find me in a van down down down by the river.

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Flour to flour, crumbs to crumbs For by the yeast we were risen for the bread we are And to the yeast we shall return

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Born to do the Macarena Forced to cha cha real smooth

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Did someone just say Weezer isn't good? Say it ain't so (ooh-woah-oh!)

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How can I apply to become a sugar daddy for pets?

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No man can best me in the ring of honor (enjoying a nice tagliatelle bolognese)

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I think part of becoming an adult means realizing that the RDJ Sherlock Holmes films were actually quite alright.

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My fursuit is just a sandwich board that says "THE END IS NIGH"

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Right about now: Funk Soul Butter

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Routinely cleaning my git branches and stashes doesn't feel as good when my desk is still so neglected.

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