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gingerclaus420.bsky.social
Allegedly Highest Leafs and Nylander fan since '92•hockey dad•U11 goalie coach•cohost of @puckinstonerdad•horror junky•I'm probably on a roof
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Why am I this way Stupid medicine not doing anything What the hell is fucking wrong with me I guess there is no remedy I'm so terribly lost

Dallas Mavericks really just traded Auston Matthews and Nick Robertson for Jeff Skinner but in basketball

@mcuban.bsky.social how I'm I supposed to sleep when your successor is doing things like throwing away Luka :(

When one of your U11 players gets a 5 and a misconduct and after the game you jokingly tell him he has a meeting with player safety.... Then get a text from the parents saying he did in fact receive a 2 game suspension... ben tabarnak d colis lol chill George

How does @stephenking.bsky.social do it? Every book.. 1 sentence in.. and I'm in another world

Scary call.. wife on way to hospital.. 6yo took a seizure in class and is being rushed by ambulance Prayers appreciated Hug your kids

My wife- wow I would never be able too cook a meal like miss Kay does every day Me (counting our 5 kids and doing some math)- well if all the kids decide not to marry or have kids you might get lucky... Super stoked on the Duck Dynasty reboot!

ADHD is kicking in better message everyone from my 2010 aa team and tell them I miss them

Future Willie Nylander on his 3rd wedding anniversary: No I didn't get you anything What's the big deal It's just 3 years

"You can't build a house in a day, it'll be done... Tomorrow"- contractor on Peppa pig

Why would I make a dentist appointment when I have an ounce of weed, a quart of vodka, and a set of pliers?

Knies 🤝 serial killers Lock him up

Like this and I'll smoke a bong rip... Or I'll forget probably

Pow right in the kisser

Well after one shitty coach at 4yo and 2 years of karate 6yo this morning- I think I wanna play hockey again next year ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Missed roofer appreciation week in the list but I know you meant to throw it in there 🔨🔨

Things I don't understand Wearing an NHL jersey to a CHL game (unless it WHL/OHL/QMJHL alumni) Wearing an NHL jersey to a minor hockey game

Me- hey you missed a good game last night why'd you fall asleep in the second? 9yo- it was 3-0 habs, I bet we killed the leafs! Me- *chuckles* well let's just watch the highlights...

CATS WIN #DEFENDTHEDEN

Empty net Quebec

Denault looking at the bench

Thanks q for that stupid ass ejection for fighting rule

Another dirty hit from another fuckin Quebecer and we have a scrum

7 minutes left in the 3rd and not a fucking thing happening 3-2 cats still

That's more than a 50 pack of timbits

3-2 after 2

Not what you want on the pk Puck goes the other way and it's 3-2 cats #defendtheden

Bad hit in the corner gives us another cats pp #defendtheden

Powerplay goal Moncton make that 3-1

Penalty to quebec Moncton going to the pp

Patience to wait through traffic and Grenier buries it 2-1 Wildcats #defendtheden

Second period about to start

What a toe save Guimond to keep it tied with 10 seconds on the clock

Correction 5-4 pour Québec with 1 minute on the clock

Offsetting penalties and we have early trips to the dressing room #defendtheden

That Quebec breakout is gonna burn Moncton oh and we have a scrum #defendtheden

Wildcats 1- 1 Remparts

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES goal good guys Julius Sumpf on the delayed call