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giogiusti.bsky.social
Author of bad novels and screenplays.
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I don't think Schrödinger's thought experiment with a cat would have had the same impact if it had been called Schrödinger's weasel.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving a booger on Trump's desk is the ultimate power move.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

You know how the Bible has those weird parts Evangelicals never quote or talk about? Like the stuff with Lots' daughters that thankfully wasn't in my Sunday School lesson. I think when they say Trump is Biblical, they must mean those parts.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Looking at visiting this small town in June. It has a population of 5 goats for every 1 person, the ideal proper goat/people ratio. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undredal

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a mysterious drone in the sky. I notified authorities, ushered family into our drone fortified bunker, scanned the coastline for motherships, and deployed active anti-drone defense systems. On an unrelated note, my insurance company just emailed me to trim the shrubs around my property.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Nell was in love with Dudley Do-Right's horse. She wanted romantic involvement with the horse. Watching this as an impressionable child, why did this not mess me up?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Today, I had lunch with dolphins.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments