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Whenever someone holds up a white board with a message in a LinkedIn post, it's important to be mindful of details in the photo that might suggest they're embroiled in an active hostage situation.

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If you have any opportunities regarding any disability benefits/adjacent type work in the Brooklyn area, paralegal, etc. please hit me up.

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ah, yep. having a panic attack lol.

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it is illegal to say "the cruelty is the point" unless you do something with that information, thank u.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

sliding my card across the desk to the secret service agent that got in trouble for posts. Yeah, ordinarily I do something else entirely... but we're understaffed.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I've developed a new management strategy where I simply fire everyone who has been promoted in the past three years. I call it the "Panda Principle." I am willing to bring my generational talent to your organization for no less than $40,000,000,000 per annum.

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One of my old supervisors (who got promoted into another supervisory position) posting on linkedin looking for a new job. The crazy thing about the probationary purge is that it caught basically everyone who was talented enough to get promoted in the past 3 years. Who do you think is left?

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CW: transphobia you know why trans women fight back against whatever rhetoric against "white trans women" starts? or "rich trans women?" assholes like this who use Hunter Schafer's celebrity status and skin color as a reason to justify discrimination + transphobia. y'all sound the same, literally

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

i am going to start a very very stupid account.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Transgress against evil every day.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

You have died of procedural norms.

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

They were cooking when they invented oil

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

I am so very tired of seeing people stab each other and wearing each other's wounds like tattoos.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

I am 41 years old and still have yet to encounter a social scene that is not on some level a crab bucket, even for the years I was pretending to be a cis white guy. In fact especially then, actually.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

you want to protect us, cis people? call your reps. disrupt the streets with your protests against anti-trans agendas. check on your trans friends. give them jobs. give them money. promote their content. literally DO ANYTHING to make a trans person's life suck less. otherwise, get tf out of the way.

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I don't understand why people are having trouble projecting Trump. He's a dude who wriggled out of jail time who wants to avoid going to jail again. It would be very odd if he did not try to suspend elections.

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Aerith Gainsborough is trans and gay

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i was gonna post 'rip andy dick you would have loved posting' but then i checked first and he's actually still alive

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im tired of this shit if you fall for what the discourse mongers are saying you’re a farm fresh rube who hasn’t been paying attention, some of you dipshits would get taken by a 3 card monty hustler on a street corner, you’re fucking embarrassing

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You think your life is hard imagine being a pacifist with a mech obsession and a tier list of guns by fuckability

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CSPAN Caller from West Virginia: I’m a diabetic and I’m on Medicare. When Biden was in there, my insulin was $6 for a 28 day supply. I just went to CVS, it went back up to $80…

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I know this is a hard time for you so I just want to say if you're feeling lonely, I'm very actionable. Hit me up, you know my number.

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been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

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Why is it that Jamelle Bouie gets credited with running a cult, while actual cult leaders like me toil behind the scenes with nary an once of credit?

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I am once again asking the CIA agents watching my account to go out with me

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When I was getting my wisdom teeth out back in 2008, the dental surgeon started praying half way through with the dental assistant. I wonder a lot about what the hell was going on in there that they decided they needed to call Jesus of Nazareth for an assist.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Girls will see a pretty girl and say shit like, "we must not let our hearts falter to darkness"

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I can't explain why but I'm terrified we're going to end up in a "shaving is gay" plot arc

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Y'all need like a peace conference or something like some straight up Versailles shit, some of that appamattox, you know what I'm saying???

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punch right.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

how many levels of lesbian are you on? you are like a little baby, watch this

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good news: no more junk mail bad news: no more mail

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celestial phenomenon 🌌✨

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political yard sign season

submitted 128 days ago • 3 comments

oh sweet flaming hydra lets you do monthly now. I hadn't wanted to pull the trigger on a annual

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I keep seeing people just do something they think maybe would be helpful and watching that snowball and it's just amazing. Don't wait for permission, don't wait to be invited. Pick something you think needs to happen and that you can do, and do that thing.

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