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I'm not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet, but the federal government kinda sucks shit right now.

An annoying thing about my experience with bluesky is how much time and effort I spend agonizing over my profile picture. It cannot simply be a picture of me, for reasons. If I weren't desperately poor I'd probably commission like 100 cartoon space girl drawings.

been smoking 2 packs a day bc i thought “carcinogen” meant it turns you into a crab

Also in today's mail: sleeves for the @gumparker.bsky.social records! The vinyl isn't here yet and is, as per usual, gonna be right down to the last second before the release show

Why would anyone make an ad campaign seemingly targeted at adults featuring Elmo? And why has Elmo's voice gotten worse? I can tolerate that character in context, but if I want to get to Sesame Street, I will ask for directions. Don't come to me.

(Thermals voice) Harley Bart Harley Jarvis

It's Hive Time open.spotify.com/track/63rqae...

Sea Nurse after listening to the new Gum Parker single, out tomorrow. Clearer, happier.

Gotta love a bait and switch venue "upgrade." I know I specifically chose to see a band play in an intimate setting, but surely seeing them play the giant shitty sounding room filled to half-capacity is what I really wanted.

My pizza cutter post is going micro-viral. Thank you all for the engagement, but I'm not really interested in growing my random follower count. This is a low key space.

A few years ago I bought a few rolls of developed film shot somewhere in Russia during the cold war. No matter how cheesy I know it is, this blurry photo of the moon over a city skyline kinda fucks me up. No matter how alien and unknowable this time and place is, I know that Moon.

I sharpened a dull pizza cutter, which felt like an absurd thing to do, but the subsequent pizza cutting experience was borderline religiously affirming

I snagged this little linear tracking turntable yesterday and performed the necessary repairs. This is one of those models with automatic track skipping, like a CD player. It has an optical sensor that detects the gaps between tracks.

I've placed artificially high stakes on not wasting my uncommonly free Friday and Sunday, but I don't remember how to have fun.

There is a house in New Orleans Not the one you've heard about, I'm talking about another house

Algorithm please bring me Wes Anderson fans who were gifted a box of Transformers for Christmas and let their kid hang art anywhere they want.

I was doing some rare, two-typewriter level bullshit this morning

As a non superbowl watcher, I get to have the experience of seeing random startlingly high production value ads pop up in my YouTube midrolls today. Hopefully some of them will be nearly incomprehensible without their original surrounding context. Those are my favorites.

All I want to know is whether that false-bottom Grand National facade was an ethically sourced common Regal or if it's one of those things where there was enough money flying around that somebody just chopped the floor out of a real one.

I bet you can guess who said the shoe one.

I genuinely can't remember the last time I saw a Chevy Lumina Van. Nearly any 90s minivan is rare as hen's teeth by now, but every blue moon I see a Caravan or an Aerostar. I haven't seen a Lumina Van in so long that it feels like I dreamt them.

"Return of the Mack" is playing from the ceiling speakers in this Burger King, and it's striking an unexpected nerve.

Clock posting: I took a step back and reconsidered my crude methodology. I tried something else, and consequently, it has held accurate time within a minute over the past 12 hours. Will have to give it a wider range to see if it drifts. I suspect it is slightly fast, which is the preferable problem.

Clock update: over 12 hours, it lost about 9 minutes. Not there yet, but I'm closing in on it.

I know that deep down I am a clock nerd. I try to be extremely careful with it because I cannot be trusted with any hobby that enables collecting. Damnit, however, because I do like a charming little stupid worthless clock every now and then.