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girlonthenet.bsky.social
Sex blogger, audio porn producer, collection of atoms and stories. https://www.girlonthenet.com
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my colleague @miasato.bsky.social reported on Luigi Mangione's hearing yesteday, with spectacular courtroom sketches from @mollycrabapple.bsky.social www.theverge.com/law/617946/l...

Why do so few people comprehend that you don't need to trust, respect, or even agree with other adults to stop trying to interfere in their lives or overrule their decisions? You simply have to recognize that their personal lives are NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS.

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

NEW BLOG: an ode to bratty subs, and flirting. "This playful progression of mutual desire is perfection. It is open and accepting and vulnerable. It doesn't pretend to be cool or obscure desire in shyness, but nor is it pushy or demanding." www.girlonthenet.com/blog/what-ar...

When you are shameless, you cannot be shamed. Silence fuels shame. Patriarchy deploys shame like a drone...

"Bent over, arse in the air, face smeared in lube and makeup and pushed hard down into the sheet, holding myself up so he could enter me was a serious fucking challenge." #ICYMI this week's #AudioPorn is extremely slippery. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/slipper...

Other cool stuff includes this super chill superstar

He must have played the Lion King game.

NEW blog: what are you gonna do about it? In praise of bratty submissives... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/what-ar... With a detour into the joys of playful flirtation.

Only just got round to reading this post*. It's fab & lovely & if you've not read it yet, go do so. *only February & it has already been A Year.

QUICK QUICK! There's is JOY!!

This is very reminiscent of someone I hooked up with recently (if you've read the blog you already know) shame I didn't tell them to get lost sooner than I did!* *spoilers lol

Evening folks. I wrote about the word "Daddy". Why we (I) use it in kink, and why Andr*w T*te can take it out of his GD mouth www.writteninkink.com/blog/why-do-...

This is a great read, and an even better listen. Fun, and well written!

Just received this incredibly bleak ad for a clothing company in my junk mail.

Got reminded of the time I had 2 hours to kill before I had to start work so I tried to see if I could knit a teddy bear in that time

Throwback to the awesome chat I had with @billylore.bsky.social and @katesloan.com of the Dildorks last year! Talking about #transjoy, #ownvoices trans art, #HRT, #genderfuckery, "I Saw the TV Glow," self-exploration through being a #furry and #furries in general 🥰 thedildorks.com/episodes/gen...

The title for this is shit but the porn itself is really fun. An old story about living a guy up and then wriggling around on him all naked and whatnot. And then fuckin. NEW #AudioPorn! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/slipper...

For what it’s worth, it actually turned out to be an excellent decision. Harley just didn’t know that at the time…

If u reply to posts weirdly I assume u fuck bad

Been trying to get a baby to sleep for the last 2.5 hours and I’ve gotta be honest, I think this particular baby is a bit of a prick.

"Sometimes, in order to do things that are extremely hot, you have to make objectively bad decisions." NEW guest blog! @harlequinworks.bsky.social and @euclideanpoint.bsky.social's kinky first date... which happened before they'd looked each other in the eye. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/obedien...

That’s tonight’s cooking soundtrack in the bag!

‘Why do i want to do horrible things to please you?’ ‘Fuck, what if I wasn’t benevolent?’ AMAZING guest blog by @euclideanpoint.bsky.social and @harlequinworks.bsky.social today, which involves total obedience to a stranger, and a very unusual first date. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/obedien...

*bounces into your TL with excitement* Guess who's back with more amazing #AudioPorn?! Patreons, come listen to @robyneats.bsky.social tell you the second part of the 'splash' story! Running into someone from the sex club at the hotel after the party... ;-) www.patreon.com/posts/hotel-...

This was a little unhinged but extremely hot…

Internet etiquette is in the toilet these days. I had someone on Masto send me a private message diagnosing me with something off the back of a casual remark I made in a blog post. This is bad behaviour. Not OK.

Budget time for it, clear the decks to make space for it, and learn how to give feedback kindly... NEW blog: some of my top tips on maintaining a fun #sex life in a long term #relationship: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-lon...

Oh, bloody hell that’s hot. I’m always so fascinated by the way one can make extreme fantasies come true in a safe way. (And how frightening they can still be.)

‘Why do i want to do horrible things to please you?’ ‘Fuck, what if I wasn’t benevolent?’ AMAZING guest blog by @euclideanpoint.bsky.social and @harlequinworks.bsky.social today, which involves total obedience to a stranger, and a very unusual first date. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/obedien...