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Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.
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It is interesting how 2028 Democrats are positioning themselves for President. Pritzker is speaking as a moral voice, Mayor Pete is stressing government competence, and Gavin Newsome has laid another clutch of eggs he will hide in the nests of birds whose flesh will provide sustenance upon hatching

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

Moms.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Those hands are made for choking, and not the good kind.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

submitted 9 days ago • 351 comments

Every labor council in the country should give the teamsters the boot. Fucking scab organization.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Ok fine. Go Birds.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This is the lawyer version of getting posterized.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Real talk: I need a sectional so that I’m occasionally allowed to sit on the couch.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not even sure the citizens of the current 50 states will have the right to vote for long, let alone foolish enough to think that Trump would give the Canadians the franchise.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I finally found a couch I want to buy but now I have to pick a fabric and fuck do I know about picking fabrics. HALP.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

My escape of choice these days is watching Taskmaster. Laughter is cathartic. Quick question, does Pluto live play nothing but The Closer 24/7?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment