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Master shake's girlfriend They/she ✶ 21 ✶ Sapphic queer ✶ 🔞 Minors DNI! val2ds.bsky.social
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Hey does anyone want to come to my party? Caling it the donner party 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A gijinka shake w/o snakebites is like angel w/o wings

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Idk but he fucked up

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I really reordered a sign kit and the kit came 2 HOURS LATER...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about when i drove half hour to a dispensary to get my friend weed but it was med only😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My mom was in the kitchen while I watched Aquateen and shes like "oh nice your husband (shake) smokes and hes an alcoholic thats greeeat" I'm like yeah thats probably the tamest on his offense list 😑

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Late Valentines goodie #HeyArnold

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This one shake gijinka fanart where he's shirtless and stretching and u can see his tummy + happy trail. Ouuguguh.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Happy valentines day y'all.... 🥤

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing where my friends are feels so illegal. Like we all have each others location but i wanna text "What did u get at the bar" then i'm like thats crazy asf tho

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

We need to start assigning people days to shop for holidays. Y'all cannot be coming in the night before like this

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all mad your name isnt in a holiday tho...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Bruh i really cant close ONE holiday night without my hallmark manager or the regional manager or the president of the united states coming in to make my shift a living hell...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

They rebuilt my high school and i went there tonight and holy shit why are they giving this shit to gen alpha

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Is dippiana a cute name for ababy girl or Aqua Teen oc

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Baby's first selfship but its with a fucking cup like dont talk to me

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

The store got Pink crocs in my size 😑😑 IM BROKE THO

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Dude apple just told me to "search how i talk" so i did and HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW

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My fuck ass friends: what should we watch Me: Y'all already know what i'm gonna say (aqua teen hunger force) My friends: No man like a movie Me: Ok *pulls out Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theatres*

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor putting back on the eagles t shirt she has hanging by that door

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Man i fucking hate jeeps. Why would u take the fucking car doors off ur car... I just hate it so much. I know you can drive a doored Jeep, but the promotion of doorless cars makes me INSANE

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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

submitted 16 days ago • 224 comments

Kieran's commerical is coming up soon i'm so excited hes gonna be a whale i'm so proud of him

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Kendall roy????

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

please no Super Bowl spoilers I haven't been able to watch the last 52 so I am not caught up yet thanks

submitted 16 days ago • 87 comments

Y'all tuning into the preshow??? This performance is fire

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to explain my cartoon crush on master shake and my friends just aren't getting it. "The cup?" YOU DON'T GET IT

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Does anyone else really love Crocs. I fucking love Crocs. Haven't had a pair since I was a kid but man I love those shoes

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Who up supering they bowl

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

DUDE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A CRASH COURSE IN TALKING TO GIRLS. I AM SO BAD.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

How tf do u talk to girls bru🤦‍♀️

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah beyonce may have a few grammys but she doesnt have this

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

This is my cocomelon rn dont ask qeuestions

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna make a master shake water bottle 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone saying HIT ME HARD AND SOFT WAS BILLIE'S MOST PERSONAL RECORD AND SHE WAS SO PROUD OF IT U gotta understand thats what we've been saying about eternal sunshine the entire time

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If u didn't know Raye before the grammy's i'm sorry u were missing out

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Bonus tracks included on Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Short n’ Sweet’ deluxe, out February 14th: • 15 Minutes • Please Please Please (feat. Dolly Parton) • Couldn’t Make It Any Harder • Busy Woman • Bad Reviews

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Who wouldve thought the BILLIE fans would be the most upset at AOTY this year

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy how chappell roan and sabrina carpenter both dropped random singles right before coachella that changed their careers 😭😭

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Lowkey i do think complete snubs are kinda funny. Like hey we're the academy and we're gonna dangle a carrot in front of you for three hours

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments