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geese are roosting at the same poor chump's side yard nearby again, so I guess winter is on the way out

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This is the right message. What we're witnessing is a socioeconomic sickness. Megalomania brought on by severe concentration of wealth. It will destroy everything if it's not addressed

submitted 16 hours ago • 20 comments

my shocked face: 😐

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

would very much like my sinuses to stop being all explodey every few weeks every winter

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the reacher guy can and will suplex your cybertruck into the earth's core

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Whole lotta folks trying to do the “no true Scotsman” thing here, but… this is mainstream Christianity in this country. They’re the ones listening to fascist torture ASMR.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

The paid version of zoom should limit the meetings to 15 minutes

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so every trailer on every streaming service begins with the big deep bass drop and we're just ok with this huh

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Super Gamma Bros.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

This is a worthwhile read.

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cyboer trucks, is this anything?

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Jake Paul recently revealed in a series of posts that he bought a private jet. But FAA records show N801AD, a 1999 Bombardier Global Express, has been registered to the same owner (TPTDBB LLC) since early 2023. It is possible he bought the LLC, but we’ll have to see.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Will confess in the safety of this decentralized short form social app that I am so permeated with dread and foreboding that I cannot properly stack rank the risks in either my personal life or for the world writ large.

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Allow me to save you a click: a hedge fund bought up a bunch of stock and now the airline isn’t profitable enough for them.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

ME: [not thinking about King Solomon's hog] MY PHONE: (cc @benitocereno.bsky.social)

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parking ticket machines at ORD only accept credit cards with working magnetic stripes and only when they feel like it, seems dumb

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excuse me i need a time traveller from like 7 years in the future to show up and tell me what to do

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backscatter machines flattering me with crotch alerts

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Facebook asking the important questions, like how can we make talking to your friends feel like an HOA meeting hosted by The Lawnmower Man

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