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Wife 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Mom 👩‍👩‍👧 Ghey 🌈 K 💗💚 Late 30s 🙃 Annnnnd…I play too much 🤾🏾‍♀️
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Them youngins don’t know nothing about this.

back when i was a young warthog.

Nope ☺️

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

Martin Lawrence’s daughter Jasmin and Eddie Murphy’s son Eric are engaged

Forbes released its top 50 rappers. Tupac beat out Kanye and Doja is not on the list but Takeoff and Chief Keef are.

a woman that doesn’t play about you >>

BRING YEARNING BACK 😤

My favorite part of the day is when I can get back in bed like this

Car shopping is a journey into the wilderness. Not like it used to be

I like yapping to myself on here & getting my 6 little likes

If you were a villain, who would you be?

Sadderday indeed

I said this when they sued lol. They really thought they weren’t benefiting from affirmative action bc of the mythical concept of the “model minority”. The two black students weren’t “stealing your spots” LIKE WE SAID.

Im eating greens and dressing for breakfast. I asked God to enlarge my territory and if that territory is my back then so be it.

I’m a firm believer in scrolling past something that I don’t like instead of engaging. More people should try it

Wearing more suits and more date nights next year. I miss getting dressed up and being fly as fuck.

Mood

Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France?? They were cooked in Greece

I got my first IMDb credit. I’m so hype lol. www.imdb.com/name/nm16637...

I hate when white people get on here talkin about how much they “don’t understand” Kendrick and Drake’s beef and how it’s just two rich guys fighting over ego. It’s so much easier to shut the fuck up than to do that passive aggressive bullshit. ITS NOT FOR YOU THATS WHY BITCH.

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

For no good reason I check the weather of other cities and compare it to my city.

I hope something good happens to you today.

God give me the strength to cook my groceries

So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.

It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.

And I dare you to challenge it

If your a Trump supporter you are NOT a chill guy, you are a white nationalist or a white nationalist wannabe😂✋🏾

If I go to somebody’s house and they pull out some homemade cranberry sauce, I’m screaming bloody murder immediately

they had one?

Drake has launched a second legal action against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us,” accusing the music giant of defamation and claiming it could have halted the release of a song “falsely accusing him of being a sex offender”

😅😩

you invite more miracles into your life by being grateful for everything

They defo taking his money for shits and giggles cause this shit is laughable dennamug

That’s why ya juice made outta melted pleather

as an “actual” private person, i can confirm that people become very odd when they can’t figure you out or what’s truly going on in your life and beyond the surface. most importantly, normalize lying to people who ask too much about your private life. people be weird asf.

You ever been upset.. Then these two conspire against you to make it worse?

idk what y’all expected from a man named aubrey

Seeing "they not like us" commentary from folks that fill their hearts and homes with the "they" in question has me tickled. 🤭😂