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i never considered that she might be paying like $500 an hour for a law firm to watch her hit list’s linkedin accounts

man, i love how this dude has revealed himself to be just a huge piece of shit over and over again and there are always people in the replies like “he’s sick and needs help, this is so sad!” yeah babe he must have caught the disease that makes you an asshole

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

Israel’s siege has already killed 326 people, officials say, with 14,000 babies at risk of death in the next 48 hours.

i used to hear background chatter about upfronts in general entertainment news, but now it's upfronts and the only story on the front page of variety that mentions it doesn't even refer to it as upfronts

i have been conditioned by the YouTube autoplay algorithm to like What You Want from the Legally Blonde musical

if dems ever control congress and the white house again, they are immediately going to reinstate the filibuster and then solicit multi-year studies on appropriate staffing levels for federal agencies

you have to wonder which came first, the chicken or the egg

The many, many people who said in their own ways — from ordinary concerned liberals to wild post-structuralists — that television was an evil technology that, whatever its benefits, would also radically distort reality for commercial profit and derange society were completely and inarguably correct.

can you imagine going from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy a little more than a decade ago to “my anti-semitic anthem got 6 million views on the Nazi platform” lmfao what an embarrassing fucking career

me: i'm so glad that i have so many plans on mother's day weekend, i bet i won't be crippled by grief about my dead mom once the play i saw tonight: hahaha oh man lmfao

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

One of the funniest dates I ever went on was with this guy who very nervously admitted he had two cats. When I enthusiastically responded that I love cats, his face fell and he dropped his gaze into his lap before whispering "I have four cats"

i miss when conservative men were weirdly obsessed with gangster rap and appropriating black culture

A short sampling of arguments you will never hear: Nobody elected Pam Bondi so her decisions are illegitimate. Nobody elected Marco Rubio so his decisions are illegitimate. Nobody elected RFK so his decisions are illegitimate. Nobody elected Lee Zeldin so his decisions are illegitimate.

it’s pretty depressing how the only leftist propaganda that ever seems to get a foothold is this kind of half-true alarmism that just pushes right wingers further right.

i had ear infections allllll the time as a kid and then they went away but after my second round of COVID, i am getting ear infections like every 3-4 months again. hate this for me.

why are members of the friends main cast doing commercials. they have friends money.

who could have possibly seen this coming

i rewatched Pink Flamingos last night and forgot that part of the subtext of that movie is basically that foot fetishists are boring

I bet they did

All these bros conveniently forgetting that the U.S. government was instrumental in creating the Internet through NSF grants to universities and research hubs through the 80s and 90s.

Model Railroader, the magazine for model train enthusiasts, has been in publication for almost 100 years.

Found this old ad from the Episcopal Church and this is insane

As we talk about Microsoft and Amazon pulling back on data center projects, don’t ignore what’s happening in China, where “projects are failing, energy is being wasted, and data centers have become ‘distressed assets’ whose investors are keen to unload them at below-market rates.”

Page 459 of Project 2025

at a certain age, you should really outgrow frat brother fantasies

it's so funny that these people's optics of how busy and productive they are is the kind of hellish meeting that everyone who works in an office has suffered through at least one of

when i was in inpatient, this song was new and every fucking time it came on the radio the worst guy on the ward cranked that shit and i wanted to die even more than what landed me in the joint.