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amateur naturalist, 35mm enthusiast, spinster, milf, ocean sunfish #1 fan. somewhere mentally monologuing about the pre-raphaelites while knitting yet another lap blanket. professional critical thinker/huge idiot http://www.linktr.ee/glasscoffin
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any time i look up a new thing my body does, the internet says “it’s probably diabetes”

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above us neighbors sound like they’re running an illegal chuck-e-cheese operation

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things i grabbed during tonight’s false fire alarm: picture of grandparents tarot cards my kid’s library card (?) things i did not grab: glasses phone ID

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if we can’t get flu shots i quit

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i don’t want a pet raven but i do want a raven that comes to my apartment and we chat and i give them stuff

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dyscalculia commits homophobia against me daily

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choosing a font stresses me out. why are there so many

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no

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JD Vance looks like he jerks off to People Magazine

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Here are some nice mushrooms

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$26 per 1,000 lbs

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if i were rich (i wouldn't be) i would get an ocean sunfish tattoo rn to prove my loyalty and dedication to them. i must engrave the flesh with their rotund and pleasing form to show my humble appreciation and commitment

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🇵🇸Gaza belongs to Palestinians. 🇵🇸The West Bank belongs to Palestinians. 🇵🇸Palestine belongs to Palestinians.

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today’s gender: man blasting hinder in front of library on shit speaker

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omg y'all. If you buy a digital product and you cannot download it and store it to your own devices permanently you are RENTING, you do not OWN it.

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"Fuck Musk" Seen on a Cybertruck in Santa Monica, California

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For a very long time I thought Sabrina Carpenter was Hayden Panettiere

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This is Ziggy. He is a senior dog who is often mistaken for a puppy. Will drop his skincare routine if you drop part of your sandwich. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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I will never understand the “yell into mic” genre of stand up

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men always think im hitting on them. you see all this and you think i'm hitting on you? delusional

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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

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i think a turning point in the development of my general outlook was how many historical fiction novels i read as a child. reading a young girl describe everyone dying of cholera or whatever the topic was, over and over, has to do something to you

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it’s all fake! hope this helps

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love that i can say with confidence that i haven’t listened to a single AI generated “artist” since i deleted spotify

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about to crash out at work bc i couldn’t find my favorite pen this morning and now i have to write a bunch and it’s a fountain pen job and all i have is MY BALLPOINT

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i finally got the photos i’ve dreamed of getting for YEARS!!!!! i started tearing up looking at the sky. we are truly being robbed of the stars.

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Here are some nice mushrooms

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Something I didn't really think about (I guess because it feels obvious to me?) before raising a child using they/them pronouns for them is the amount of ppl who assume I'm raising them *TO BE* nonbinary vs the truth which is I simply don't know their pronouns and think it's rude to assume!

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I don't think I'm going to be able to finish Villette. There's too much Fr*nch. Reprehensible. I was pushing through in my desire to read every book by a Brontë but I think it's gonna be an L for me

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lightroom not having the ability to search multiple folders at once is embarrassing for adobe. almost as embarrassing as making customers pay a subscription fee

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