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Watching the 'Charlie's Mom Has Cancer' episode of IASIP in honour of Lynne Marie Stewart and I completely forgot that P Diddy is in this one.

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Vatican confirm Pope Francis is CRITICAL. "He will be releasing a scathing review of CONCLAVE NEXT WEEK."

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Yeah I'm into fitness. Fitness discourse on the internet.

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Oh my fucking god

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I was going to try and be satirical and say the far right will try to blame this on a refugee from Carthage or somewhere. Then I read through the actual replies which are transhobes being like "HoW dO yOu KnOw ThEy IdEnTiFy As A wOmAn?" Too demented to parody.

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Liverpool just cannot cope when the ball is in the air, huh?

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sharing a news story about an 88 year old with pneumonia "Pope Francis PASSED a peaceful night. He was DEAD tired after a long day which included a FUNERAL mass for an unrelated individual who IS DEAD."

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Watching the percentage tick up like it's an update installing.

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They're going to use AI for air traffic control, aren't they?

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Me when I kneel down to get something out of the bottom of the freezer.

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underneath a post by a broadsheet journalist "Community Note: This news article contains an undisclosed ad for NATO. This violates X's terms and conditions regarding ads and ad placement..."

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My Reddit account is now old enough to comment about politics on Reddit.

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Your outie is a quirked up white boy. Your outie has a little bit of swag. Your outie busts it down sexual style. Your outie is goated with the sauce.

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If it was in Ireland, it'd be the Gulf of Chicken Fillet Roll 🤣🤣🤣

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Heard the sad news that the Duolingo Owl had passed. Immediately went to text the news to my dear friend Watto, who always had something to say that could cheer me up. It's been a tough year.

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Lol I didn't know Everton were sponsored by Stake. Watching the Liverpool match is like scrolling Twitter.

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"I don't want this TikTok link to open in Messenger's little pseudo-browser. I want it to open in the TikTok app. Which I have. On this phone."

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The way I see it, this asteroid could go any of 200 ways: 1. It misses Earth 2. It hits the ocean 3. It hits Antarctica 4. It hits Afghanistan 5. It hits Albania 6. It hits Algeria ... 200. It hits Zimbabwe

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The phrase "over my dead body" became absolutely unusable as soon as the first person responded with "that can be arranged". It probably only got a dozen good hits in. Just smothered in its cradle.

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I overheard my wife say she wants a "Jellicle Cat" for Valentine's day, apparently they have gotten really popular. I thought she hated the 2019 Cats film but anything for my boo!

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I occasionally trawl through my old tweets looking for a specific post and instead encounter something I have absolutely no recollection of making.

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Looking forward to the deranged comments under RTÉ posts in 7 years about Met Éireann scaremongering with their woke red asteroid warnings.

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I separate art from the artist* *steal paintings

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Making dinner plans

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One of my favourite subreddits at the moment is r/OutOfTheLoop because 60% of the posts are "What is up with people saying that Donald Trump/Elon Musk is doing X?" and the top reply is "Trump/Musk is doing X" with a link to a news article about Trump or Musk doing X.

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placing my Leap card on the scanner and smiling warmly at the bus driver "Home, please!"

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That myth about Irish people leaving lights on in WW2 to guide German bombers towards London but doing it for real for this asteroid.

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In a basement somewhere is some poor fucker who isn't allowed to see sunlight until he comes up with 1,000 possible use-cases for AI. "... what about... interior design?" voice crackles through intercom "724"

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Me in my teens: why is the average person so fucking stupid? Me in my 20s: people come from all walks of life and have different priorities, interests, and ways of expressing their innate intelligence. Me in my 30s: why is the average person so fucking stupid?

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Saw someone use Grok to bring up the definition of a word and I just really think we aren't going to make it.

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new friend

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Shit softly because you shit on my dreams.

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Can't imagine how many people are thinking "what the fuck is Severance even about?" right now.

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The hotdesking equivalent of this happened to me this week.

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There is so much to unpack here but the thing that gets me the most is they chose to use the picture where it most looks like a Nazi salute. "My ad I'm running on my own website about not giving a Nazi salute has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad."

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Every time I see a post like this I have to run a calculation in my head to decide if my wife's delight over seeing a cat named 'Biscuit' will outweigh her upset over seeing said cat in distress before I decide to send it to her.

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I swear Martin Nolan's name reveal gets pushed further and further down the article with each new case.

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One positive is that, like "X vs Twitter", what someone calls this body of water is going to be another fun litmus test for whether the person you are talking to is a gobshite.

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I've really been wanting to get back into comedy writing lately. Started working on a few standup bits and then it struck me that I always needed to be absolutely pissed drunk before I could get on a stage.

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Nikola Tesla accuses Thomas Edison of stealing his idea to sleep with 100 men in a day.

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'As someone with a math background, are you mayhaps doing vector multiplication with your OnlyFans subscriptions?'

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