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I was born in a log cabin that I built with my own two hands. Inventor of soap. World's shortest giant.
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Bill to take Franklin off the $100 bill, replace him with Trump. FFS. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

The Blockbuster Video of 2025? Rent-a-chicken. www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

Happy #FastnachtDay to all my Mennonite friends! I love a good fastnacht.

Hero.

As I've gotten older I'm beginning to walk more and more like Fred Sanford. And as I get older fewer people know who that is. I'm coming Elizabeth.

Helluva season opener. Palou is inevitable. #INDYCAR

Today is #NationalPigDay. Anybody remember Boston's own Bobby the Pig? He was some pig.

More of this, please

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

Winston Churchill visiting the WH in 1942. Not wearing a suit

Stupidest fucking country. abcnews.go.com/US/fbi-direc...

Stupidest fucking country. www.france24.com/en/live-news...

It was this realization, that the American people can't be trusted, that finally broke me.

Happy #NationalToastDay. Because toast is good.

Just watched the Nova on the collapse of the Key Bridge of Baltimore. Really good. Recommended.

There'll Always Be an England www.bbc.com/news/article...

Witchcraft on the rise in England. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

"This is our fucking city. And nobody is going to dictate our freedom."

Turns out the Dow doesn’t love it

Expressing his love?

The emperor has no clothes (a revolting image). www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

Swasticar sales plummet. Can't imagine why. insideevs.com/news/750076/...

Elon has heard that Auric Goldfinger had visited. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Long live the king!

I don't usually watch a lot of NASCAR. Is it normally this boring?

Happy negative 310th birthday to Geordi La Forge who will be born in the year 2335 in Mogadishu. #StarTrek

Happy John Frum Day to my many followers on Tanna. May much cargo be yours.

This is Jack Benny's birthday. Were he alive today he would be 39 years old.

I'm investing in iron lung makers.

I wonder when Kirk Cameron will get a Kennedy Center Honor?

Took a walk outside. There were a few snowflakes in the air. I complained, but nothing was done.

We truly live in the Stupid Ages. www.yahoo.com/news/republi...

Time to bring in Carson Wentz.

Not racist enough? www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...

This is what the America voted for. This and all the other crimes and obscenities. This is now the American way.

Jesus shark doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. www.newsweek.com/baby-shark-m...

Proud Boys. Trademark, Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church. Yeah. www.washingtonian.com/2025/02/04/a...

Dear God almighty.

Rocket scientists are currently working on a mission that will nudge it in our direction. www.npr.org/2025/02/02/n...

After seeing today's report from the groundhog, I have a plan. www.motherearthnews.com/real-food/gr...

Today is #NationalDarkChocolateDay. When I was a kid all we had was Hershey's Special Dark, which was boring. Today we have stuff like Taza, which is wonderful.

When I woke up this morning I looked at my phone. It said that today is January 32. I wasn't surprised.

That priest who did the Nazi salute at an anti-abortion event? Yeah, he got fired from his denomination. www.searchlightmagazine.com/2025/01/bats...

Today is Gene Hackman's 95th birthday. Here is my favorite of his roles.

Year of the Snake seems appropriate for 2025.

Next pandemic in 3-2-1

Somewhere, Juan Valdez is laughing.