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my uncle who works at Capcom said that if you buy these in a certain order, Garr's clothes come off (but they return if you stay in an inn, so be careful)

"here are 45 shows you need to watch this month"... no? Like, I also create my own things, and like to spend time on that? Also, I've got work and other shit to do? it's an accomplishment to get through *one* show This "X things you need to be consuming RIGHT NOW" phrasing always gets under my skin

another real nice Knox (and Yegg!) comic from @caasiaxort.bsky.social! These are always such a delight, and I love this domestic scene of these two together

another real nice Knox (and Yegg!) comic from @caasiaxort.bsky.social! These are always such a delight, and I love this domestic scene of these two together

Why have I never seen this phrase before in a hunky context: beef brothel Actually wait I know why, it's terrible

SNES action RPG enemy that is a small stationary bonfire whose sole raison d'être is to shoot orbs in your general direction at regular intervals: thinking about shooting another orb Ah heck, why not. I'll do it

Big boi problems Quick color sketch comm for @svance.bsky.social

He loves his fans

(a routine 19th C. letter) I rise with the dawn, Sir, to take up the matter of your latest missive, which I apprehended upon arrival at Wemberfield. (18 hours later) Finding my candle reduced to a nub, I shall reluctantly forbear and set down my pen. Yet I remain, your humble servant Wm. Wmstoke

QUAAAAAAIL! he's probably taking advantage of my horn as a high vantage point for sentry duty! (you will often see one male California quail in a group doing this) This is a very sweet bday gift from @costakangaroo.bsky.social, drawn by @cariboops.bsky.social. Many thanks and much love to you both!

Alt history in which Santa Anna had used the Cherries item in his inventory to one-shot Zachary Taylor at the Battle of Buena Vista

Ohh here she comes Watch out boy she'll cheer you up Ohh here she comes She's a man-elater (Hashtag Glim shitposting about whatever's playing in the gym)

Remind me why I have to pay the federal govt thousands of dollars so that it can wield *my* money as a weapon?

I don't miss this guy

Blewit is such a great mushroom name. It sounds like it should be one of the fatal poisonous ones but it isn't

ok it's fun to punch up at Harvard in general, and I know they are uh in a massively endowed position, but I am nonetheless very glad they showed some spine

This is the shit I get up to when waiting on a car repair

the unhinged customer satisfaction surveys these days that're like "you selected Highly Satisfied. In 3 sentences, please convey the depth of your loyalty to BRAND. Indicate the closest-related family member you would garrote if a BRAND representative determined it to be in the interests of BRAND"

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

The pattern is clear: on a popular level there is strong resistance to Trump, among the elite near total capitulation. In education we see grade school staff (principals, teachers) refusing to co-operate with Ice while Ivy League universities are silent. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Big//Huge and Dangerous NAXOR 💚 For @remusdracoignis.bsky.social