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Felt sad, so I fried up some gyozas. Currently happily monching away at them with a smile ^v^

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Peenar

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My grandma just slowly walked passed me in the hallway and whispered "I have to go take a shit" I'm fucking loosing my mind rn 😭

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some art I cooked up in just a few hours ^-^

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big brain idea: I take my vitamins regularly and it fixes me

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I yearn for bedrotting

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Happy valentines day lovelies! I love and appreciate all of you! 🩷

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Time is my biggest opp

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me going into battle (a crowded public area)

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I want one of these so bad rn

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Pretty boys with curly hair covering his eyes as his pretty smile shows his fangy-esque teeth >>> (iykyk)

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I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! I've sensed her approaching for days. Conniving lil bitch

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I can sense my period creeping up on me, sneaking behind a metaphorical wall, waiting, scheming for the most inconvenient time to jump out at me. It's gonna happen, I know it

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pritten

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I should learn sign language for when I go non-verbal

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"Sneezing but then not is like edging but bad. Ehehe, evil edging" -Kurtis Conner, VRG ep251 8:45

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I just found a random ass lone red skittle in my bed????

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I put on a sleep aid asmr video (which I do sometimes to keep my brain occupied while I wind down) and in the scenario the speaker got home to "me" sleeping and fucking wakes me up to tell me that they love me. Bro istfg if you ever do that to me irl, fuck you 😭

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I took my melatonin but I still can't sleep. Tf do I do????

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On the plane rn getting ready for takeoff and the kid in front of me is watching one piece

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✨Hello, I’m Dark, your Cyber Demon cringe weeb from Night City.✨ Debuting January 8th Wednesday, 4:00 pm PST / 7:00 pm EST #Vtuber | #VTuberEN | #VtuberDebut | #VtuberUprisings

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I have a dentist appointment in literally 1 minute but I forgot to brush my teeth 😭

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I wonder if you can make cheese from cum and if there would be a difference between afab and amab cum

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I'm finally back home in the fridge of Europe!! YIPPIIEEEE

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🐻<33 www.youtube.com/@MikeIsMelting

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Happy friday the 13th!! ^v^

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Date idea: we go to a café or restaurant for lunch, then to an art museum and sketch for a bit. We then go to the grocery store to buy ingredients for dinner, which we cook together and eat together. After that we watch a movie or a series while we cuddle until we're too eepy to think. Thoughts?

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