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Not to brag but

I am of the opinion that the more this happens, the more likely the chuds will finally break, because, to quote John Goodman, "no, Donnie, these men are cowards" bsky.app/profile/josh...

The math here is simple. Republicans have passed a budget framework where very large cuts to Medicaid will have to occur. Now, they are preemptively shifting the blame for those cuts to Governors, who cannot engage in deficit spending. All of this is for a regressive tax cut.

I'm like a broken record on this, but this stuff needs to be stopped right now and it's of paramount importance. we are staring into the abyss of ethnic cleansing and mass murder in not too long at all. this cannot be come the new normal.

Food and toys are going to be two of the big places where we reestablish the point that safety regulations are written in blood.

I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

Whenever I feel down I just think of Russel Crowe as a priest riding a Vespa on his way to an exorcism

A new study models the impact of the implosion of U.S.-funded disease treatment and prevention in the developing world — and suggests that Elon Musk and Marco Rubio will go down as among history’s greatest monsters if funding and effective administration are not restored.

the people are raving about “Balatro”. that’s right: everyone is going wild for Homosexual Math Poker

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

How can I politely tell my mom I won't be at Easter dinner tonight bc I will be absurdly high (without telling her the high part)

You've heard of chronic the hemphog but have you heard of 420 the hed gehog

Its still never not funny to me that listening to emo or obamarock & doing flashmobs & shit + being if not woke at least woke-adjacent is consistently statistically better for your sex life than the "how to have sex more" podcasts & these morons still listen to them

Fun to see the tech genius facade crumbling in real-time. Now we get to see how stupid and divorced from their own products they are and it’s a great reminder that these dumbasses just got lucky and hit the jackpot. They deserve neither their wealth nor station

Late night convos on these hit different

RFK Jr: Autistic people will never play sports :( Professional hockey players:

Van Hollen: And it's also important that people understand this case is not just about one man. It's about protecting the constitutional rights of everybody who resides in the United States of America.

I won't speak for others but I want candidates who won't just win the next election but aggressively, unapologetically destroy trumpism and rebuild everything he's broken. If you're too afraid of a 51-49 poll to even talk about an issue I have no faith that will be you

everyone signing on to be a part of the new HBO Max Harry Potter series is endorsing this and should be treated accordingly

Easter is coming up soon…

This sort of video, of detained men waving their papers, giving their names and hoping the world will notice them, is horribly familiar from authoritarian regimes around the world.

You know the *only* reason he got out so fast was a reporter live posted about this for hours. And, a large amount of public pressure. Every time someone gets grabbed, there has to be a robust public response immediately.

Palestinian photog Fatima Hassouna killed in an Israeli air strike with nine family members 24 hours after the announcement that a documentary about her work in Gaza would premiere at Cannes. deadline.com/2025/04/gaza...

🚨BREAKING: 4th Circuit Court of Appeal throws out Trump’s request to halt proceedings in the case of wrongfully imprisoned Kilmar Abrego Garcia. It is a devastating judgement. Just read this extract.👇

I think what’s most striking about the last few months is how rarely anyone in the GOP applies this simple test. A lot of checks and balances rely on this kind of worrying about precedent but it’s now totally absent, as if they don’t think they’ll ever be out of power again.

New from 404 Media: we've obtained a leak from inside Palantir describing Palantir's plan to help ICE find people to deport. Includes peoples' location. Palantir is expecting a backlash, preparing comments for employees to tell their family. Says ICE "mature partner" www.404media.co/leaked-palan...

they’re using this complete fabrication as testing grounds to see if they can get away with this. they’ll start doing this with “antifa” “terrorists” to target any left wing activist if this works

When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.

The number of AI images on pinterest is really upsetting me

I'm bored can someone put billionaires in a submarine again

Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13. “His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”

Noem was allowed/escorted inside the CECOT gulag to film a a piece of propaganda in front of caged prisoners, but a US senator trying to visit one prisoner is denied

It's now been over a month since Trump sent innocent man Andry Hernández to one of the world's worst prisons because of "Mom" and "Dad" tattoos. Like the others, he is being imprisoned with no contact with the outside world. Don't let him be forgotten.

This frame is a mistake. Democracy is a more efficient system than authoritarianism. They solve problems better than others, have stronger economic and health outcomes growth and fewer financial crises. Authoritarians look decisive because they miss problems and have to do big things to fix them.

If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.

Meet the Sakura, the best-selling electric car in Japan. It has driver assistance, auto-parking, fast charging, bi-directional power, and acres of charm. The killer stat: It only costs $17,000. www.wired.com/review/revie...

Years before we knew Musk was a Nazi, I saw Consumer Reports give the Tesla 3 a bad score for safety because of its braking distance, which they then changed because Tesla released an over the air software update so reduce the braking distance. That right there made me say I’d never buy one.

SCOOP --> The cop who initially attested to Abrego Garcia's alleged MS-13 membership was subsequently suspended and indicted for serious professional misconduct: Sharing case info with a sex worker. This undermines Trumpworld's smears. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1940...

Rowling is actively using the money you send to her for HP stuff to demonize trans folks and take away their rights. No ethical consumption etc but the calculus on this one seems pretty easy to me

these agents and everyone up the chain of command need to go to prison

Jewish classmates of Mohsen Mahdawi speak out— One, an IDF refuser, recalls how Mohsen met with Zionists, including those cruel to him—or how, while seeking to heal campus, he even expressed sympathy for administrators (the same who ignored his pleas for help). "Most profound person I've ever met"