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is it woke to want to end cancer?

MORE BARGING

MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention were ordered to withdraw any pending publications, at any scientific journal, that mention terms such as “transgender,” “immigrant,” “L.G.B.T.” or “pregnant people.”

Trump has signed an executive order eliminating all funding for diversity and inclusion in the federal government, sending home DEI staff who will then be laid off. The historical echo for this is when Woodrow Wilson resegregated the federal government in 1913. We have reached the second nadir.

as we approach tax season it would be nice to know if we still have a federal government

Top quality opening sentence

BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.

in approximately 5 years, a megachurch will have ads for sports betting apps during the intermission

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

Why didn’t this circulate? Or do we only crime shame black and brown victims?

Truth nuke:

It's that time of year where I post this one

the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.

why do I have 23 followers. who are you.. what do you want from me

I love reading my bfs posts and understanding the lore behind them. Our stinky little secrets

I eat the muffin foreskin

soulja boy saying YOOOOOOOOUUUU gives me more energy than any stimulant the soviets could invent

sending deep fake nudes of my self to women and being like "can you believe theyre doing thus to me!! Uggh! tech bros are the WORST"

@dieworkwear.bsky.social where do I find nice pants for men with big butts/thighs? 36W fits the thighs but 30W fits my waist

Just called the marshmallow treat we know as peeps a twink on accident

Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

It's time once again for my annual #treebybike post. This is the December 19, 1942 cover of The New Yorker, so one full year after the attack on Pearl Harbor. This would be the first real Christmas alone, or without a family member, for millions. Gas and tire rationing had begun that year. #bikesky

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

Me

Picked up this little book of writers’ writing rituals, & I think most of em are liars — “up at dawn, 6 hours at my desk, followed by calisthenics, liquor, & reading edifying works.” But David Lynch delivers the goods.

I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges. Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition. Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.

It’s all in the telling.

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microsoft should consider grindr integration into teams

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