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Me, aged 97 still doing Sondheim rep:

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just got out of I’m Still Here and feel like I’ve had the wind fully knocked out of me jeeeeesus

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just got to the cinema but they told me i’m not allowed to watch the movie til daddy says i can????

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drinking regular non-diet coke

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next up on bbc two michael portillo fucks me raw in the ass or whatever

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lunch grid lunch grid lunch grid puzzgrid.com/grid/107438

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Grant Mitchell is a menace. to both women and acting. #eastenders

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it would never rain cats and dogs. there just aren't enough cats or dogs for that to be sustainable

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cos i’m too gaitok… and then i’m too fucking mook…

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the pied piper explaining how he got the rats out of hamelin:

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dinner’s ready. and by dinner i mean grid. eat up puzzgrid.com/grid/107398

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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

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Vicky Cozzy Mitch will be hearing from my lawyers

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i heard the voice of god and she said

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Get them to the White Lotus

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cos i’m too helly… then i’m too irving b

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lunchtime is grid time, as they often say puzzgrid.com/grid/107369

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proud to announce I have become the mother to two gay mice and a big silly guy

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“Nothing tasted as good as thin felt” - Jim Henson after eating a Muppet.

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finally completed a full week of NYT crosswords without a) using hints and b) forgetting a day… please clap

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they should do an irl The Young Pope but make actual Jude Law the new pope

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who up poking their mons on an international level

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very cool and not at all terrifying thing for a smart bulb to start doing

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if I was flopping a Drag Race challenge on the anniversary of my loved one’s death I would simply not tell the producers

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I should not have rebought Vampire Survivors. where did my Saturday go.

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So true, NiGHTS.

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enjoying sonic racing crossworlds a lot so far. it’s a little bit chaotic and difficult to get to grips with but v charming even at this stage of development and so many cute nods to the series as a whole

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