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#EmilySonnett looks miserable in the new kit photoshoot for #GothamFC lmao maybe she saw the dove ad placement is still there?

Your 2025 shebelieves cup MVP, Mina Tanaka! 🇯🇵🏆

Congrats to Japan on an incredible tournament. Their 5th SheBelieves appearance and their 1st win, dominating every game. They showed what they could do and left with a trophy in hand. Nothing but respect for this Japanese team–this is what a rivalry is all about 🇯🇵🏆

Take away from the #SheBelievesCup match last night. First, congratulations to Japan. No surprise they won. This was basically their team from the 2023 WC that they were favored to win. Great team

I love when sports commentators say players have “high game IQ”. Like I know what it means but all I can imagine is this…(1/2)

I CAST CTE ON KORBIN ALBERT 🧙🏻‍♂️ thus her career ends immediately #shebelievescup #woso #USWNT #fuckKorbinAlbert

30 minutes til the first #SonnettBelievesCup match! @sammymewy.bsky.social please let this name catch on #shebelievescup #woso

Gotham FC announced Wednesday that 9 non-rostered invitees will join the club for preseason training. Defenders Emerson Elgin and Ciara Pucci; midfielders Olivia Athens, Kristina Maksuti, Devon Olive and Eloise Rubinstein; forwards Natalie Tavana, Kate Kemmerley and Daphne Van Der Wiede

Can’t tell if the #NYSirens actually are looking good today, or if just like everything else from Toronto, the scepters are garbage

Common @joshruben.bsky.social W. Heart Eyes is a fucking BANGER what a fun movie!

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In case anyone thinks I’m joking in my bio

Any of my followers here collect cards? I collect Parkside’s NWSL stuff (Gotham mainly) Panini’s WNBA (Liberty) and Upper Deck’s PWHL (Sirens)

2023 NWSL Championship MVP Midge Purce is staying at Gotham after signing a one-year deal 🦇 📸 IG/100purcent

Happy Wednesday Gotham FC

Midge Purce is back, Gotham fans! 💙🖤 The 2023 NWSL Championship MVP isn’t going anywhere—she’s signed a new one-year deal 🦇🦇 #gothamfc MidgeIsBack 🦇#Battie4Life

#Gotham fans. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Nosferatu Part 2: Folie a Deux #grammies #ladygaga

Me if collecting #Esther and #JadeDownieLandry cards was a job

A drake diss just won record of the year happy Black History Month

Stupid white bastard? Stupid white cop? This is all I gotta say #FreeSamKerr

Happy Free Sam Kerr Day to all who observe

Today's reality check.... #EatTheRich #They'llNeverHaveEnough 💙🇺🇸🗽

I find Yael’s letter about #Gotham oddly assuring. A lot of Gotham news has been very doomer lately. I think people need to remember that in the end of the day, this is a job. You’re not always gonna like your bosses and coworkers. You move around until you find an environment where you do

Also, hysterical that she’s saying the NWSL doesn’t care about vets on the day that #Gotham announced #MichelleBetos is joining the coaching staff. Theres 16 teams now in the league. If you can’t find a role, McCall, that’s on you dawg

This strikes me as McCall being salty that #Gotham didn’t renew a midfielder who gets out played and does nothing and signed a bunch of rookies who have better stats in their college careers than she had in almost 20 as a professional

Second off, don’t agree with her take at all. I think the NWSL is fine. Vets are always gonna leave. No one shit their pants when Messi joined inter Miami

First off “futball” LMFAO

When you have to support the #newyorksirens at 1 but have to go control a line cook at a French bistro at 6 LETS GO @pwhlsirens.bsky.social

Thank god. This should get the economy back on track

Welcome to #Arsenal Chloe Kelly! Guess she figured the best way to stop getting bullied by Katie was to join the team

What was the point of #GothamFC posting their preseason roster with Jenna on it yesterday? Lmaoooooo couldn’t wait one day for the announcement that she’s leaving @gothamfc.bsky.social?