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Child-less gay men in their 30s are the sole contributors to the economy. Wdym this party costs $200

It’s been a very wet and wavy summer.

So you just gonna rain everyday @atlanta ??!!!??

Left on read > left on seen

The problem I have with the internet is that I now gotta share it with teenagers. The internet jumped the shark at 2016.

Officially homophobic because being gay is super expensive.

Cutwater is just repacked 4loko

This weather is a little homophobic.

Ever since they roasted the girls for jsetting on that other app, I haven’t seen the girls performing anymore. 😢

Really wish I would’ve taken more pics this weekend. Gotta do better with documenting

Stop with the cool act. I just want to make out with you.

I only threw this party 4 u

Please save my parents from the shackles of AI viral videos of WhatsApp. Amen 🙏🏾

Partying with a group of doctors is dangerous. These hoes go too extreme.

Need to start a campaign to have “push 2 start” as the song of the summer.

Lawd. Biden got the ‘ancer.

My favorite part of the “must be nice to be a west village girl” article is when she says the girl checked her hinge app with no new messages. LMFAOOOO. Sis was looking HARD at her phone.

PV is like the gay Thailand for white men. Babyyyy the way these Messicans are turning them outtttt

I hate paramount+ with a passion. It’s the WORST streaming app in existence.

The words Twink Demon is so hilarious to me.

Fitness positivity is so annoying. “Wake the warrior in yourself??” Like girl shut the fuck up and lead this stupid 60 minute class.

Not sure how I feel about Ms colored’s new single.

According to Beyoncé, “Diva” is a multi-platinum record winning hit. She gonna stay reminding y’all.

Flighty app is so clutch. It’s the best traveling app you can have.

Streaming is so popular because all that’s what all these iPad babies know. They’ve been watching screens for 24/7 …they just used to the noise.

The oontz oontz circles be so small.

Does an eater go both ways?

One thing about gay internet circles, they’re gonna always bring up that one pic of Rob Kardashian.

🗣️🗣️ Ban all street interviews

Sort of disappointed with Tyla’s set. Seems like the budget is so low. Does the label not have any faith with her?

Music video budgets are really $10 these days cuz wtf is this Luther Video man

Quick question, why is everyone naked on BlueSky? I understand body positivity but without popular culture content, this app is stalling.

I hate that em dashes are a dead giveaway for AI in emails because I use em dashes ALL the time! 😵‍💫🥲 i was here before AI.

Nothing will beat DDG’s fake April Fools joke. Hailey ain’t never been the same afterwards.

why am I seeing naked bears on my skyline?

A treadmill hasn’t seen me in over a month. Yikes. Will summer being seeming outside?

Do you ever look at a guy and be like damn, am I the great value version of him??

Loving all this new music

Whew millennials love a boomerang. Jesus! Enough!!

Chile…

I love voice chats now. I’ve fully have become my father.

Norma I engaged? Yeah, we’re never gonna get another album or single from her.