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ouuhhhhhhhh ohhh oooouuuuuuuuu

Very much hoping at the Super Bowl half time show tonight that Kendrick shouts 'MUSSSTAAAAARD!' then giant mustard bottles appear and cover everything in proper English mustard and then the game has to stop and everyone is screaming because their eyes and noses sting. And then he cusses Drake again

Sore wa nan desuka? Sore nani? (Pointing at your foams) Ashi wa nani shiteruno? (Laughing) Sore nani??

thinking about having boobs and being a lesbian

im heterocurious

radio collar

im real hungry and well . hide your horses is all im saying

me and you. female perverts against the world. drive across the country nothing but $600 cash. full hearts. drunk eyes. could lose. we could be anything together but pregnant. babylou i love you more than tv and shows

Love the message but what is he wearing? Is the jersey attached to the sleeves? Is it a suit? What is that

Asked my wife where the phone charger was. They said “good luck”. I knew

my husband is currently combining whataburger spicy ketchup and kewpie mayonnaise into something he is calling "dunkaroo sauce"

I’m a James Cameron is from the future truther

Hasn’t musk only walked around in public with his kid on his shoulders since Luigi?

How do I deal with "the horrors?" I enter a hyperbolic time chamber of willful stupidity for most of the day. It may be cowardly but at least it also makes me unproductive.

i don't want my landlord to get old

Scott Pilgrim vs. the Butthole

the hoes have revealed themselves to me in a vision

i did it in greyscale too and im a bit upset it looks better than the original #greenyuri #mitsuaya #tgswiiwagaa

cuck who just can't stop backseating

i dont need therapy i need hype moments and aura with my bitch

soup guy walking out of the stock market disappointed

Stolen from bladee

bladee in a dress: i must confess im in this dress

I found some old photos from a family reunion and I was the only one with a rashguard on