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glutelord.bsky.social
political science himbo and dummy thicc internet clown
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buy your new favorite sci-fi / fantasy thriller here: a.co/d/ajsB9Zs

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

heterosexuality test: final boss

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I spend zero time thinking about controlling other people’s choices that don’t affect my own life and I feel like if you spend more than zero time on that you are very weird

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

happy hump day

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

do you like books? do you like books that blur the boundaries between sci-fi and fantasy? do you like thrillers with a dash of political philosophy? do you like me and want to do something nice for me? if any of those things are true, buy this book I wrote. a.co/d/aA7tNCP

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

thiccums

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

bara body

submitted 15 days ago • 14 comments

heard someone over here was into thick thighed himbos

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

cutting government waste is good. handing the government over to oligarchs is bad. both things can be true.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

the thing elon is doing right now, yeah, if we saw that happening in another country we’d call it a coup d’état

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

it’s so heavy

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

yeah that musk screenshot is apparently fake. that was stupid of me not to double check before inadvertently spreading misinformation. elon is still a fucking prick though.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

jerseys and jocks

submitted 21 days ago • 22 comments

I could make an entire career out of just triggering conservatives. they are so unbelievably sensitive

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

make it make sense

submitted 21 days ago • 9 comments

bro, jerseys are slutty af

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

@glutelordbackup.bsky.social while I’m flattered that people want to pretend to be me, I do not have a backup bluesky account.

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

where is drag race finding their comedy writers? I could sneeze in any coffee shop in LA and three funnier writers would be in the splash zone. can’t even really blame the queens for how terrible this challenge was. where 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 jokes 👏🏼

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

stacked

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

my perfect date: take a gummy and watch two alanis morissette documentaries back to back (jagged & feast on scraps) then eat me out, pin me down and fuck me til my legs shake.

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

trump knows congress will not abolish the income tax lol. he’s just forcing democrats to defend something necessary that everyone hates.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

this tank top is an XL btw

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

we cried “nazi” so many times that when an actual nazi does a nazi thing right in front of us, nobody believes it

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

appropriate

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submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

a “roman salute” my luscious ass

submitted 35 days ago • 24 comments

cake

submitted 46 days ago • 12 comments

honestly these meta changes are surprising bc people have been calling me slurs, mentally ill, and sending me death threats this whole time. apparently that was “not allowed?” anyway, does this mean I can say f*g**t now?

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

this is the map you should be worried about. just do the universal healthcare and stfu about everything else until you do. idc who gets it done. trump can put his name on it idgaf. just do it.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

come see how the bulk is going

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

my back though??

submitted 51 days ago • 7 comments

new undies from @jjmalibu.bsky.social

submitted 51 days ago • 10 comments

trying to decide how much attention to call to myself on leg day

submitted 52 days ago • 6 comments

merry chrysler

submitted 61 days ago • 7 comments

please post more gifs and videos of wrestler butts in singlets please

submitted 62 days ago • 4 comments

call me a bottom all you want but getting fucked right feels like being completed

submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

I really need to learn how to smile or whatever

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments