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gluttonousfool.bsky.social
Dog-lovin grouch with too many damn hobbies and not enough sleep
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As #Zuckerberg usurps another questionable trend, we bare witness to the CEO version of the #BlackWifeEffect; known colloquially as the #OrangeDespotEffect

How come every time we're about to leave a push for human rights hanging in the wind (Ukraine, Gaza, Syria) we have to see all this UFO crap? Mix it up, give me some meat with my circus this time!

post like you're gonna hear it read back to you in a strange stilted cadence by a federal prosecutor with no sense of humor.

I think Bluesky has figured out in-dream advertising, because I just woke up from @georgetakei.bsky.social running past giant sea lions and getting flipped up in the air with a joyous grace as he vaulted past. Take my money.

This post brought to you by #ShutTheFuckUp, a conglomerate legal council inspired by @margaret.bsky.social (Relevant media and ideas have been ~stolen~ crowdsourced)

First time noticing #Bluesky mentioned by a major media org for its opinion posts, and all while sippin on the MAGA anger over standard reporting 🍻 www.huffpost.com/entry/60-min...

Pour one out for the homies #birds

Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over

An evening hunting chanterelles in western Washington with @virgo-online.bsky.social

TFW someone tells you Trump will be good for your retirement: